TransmitHim

Description: I'm not saying it's her fault, but she did not adequately prepare me for all this.

Description: I'm quite proud of that title pun, not gonna lie.

Description: Case in point: he insisted on pronouncing it "sub-ma-reen-er".

Description: Here we see the typical rallying cry of the fledging Decepticon political movement, inspired by the miner, Megatron of Tarn. But wait, is there more than meets the eye?

Description: Exasperation on a shirt.

Description: Any suggestion that this is related to a popular super-hero film is totally ridiculous.

Description: They are real Americans, fight for the rights of every man.

Description: That'll hold up in court, right? We've all been there though. Just living our life and then suddenly an ancient Egyptian deity is in your head calling the shots. I'm not sure it's quite apparent in the previews, but there are white "interference" lines in the black drop shadow. Just don't want anyone thinking it's a printing error.

Description: I hope you like people staring at your chest!

Description: Dark variant for those who like bright colours in these hard times.

Description: Well, that naming convention broke down.

Description: Jim Bowen was a cruel man and now you can be like him.

Description: Sure, we all love the Earth (right?) but there's some scary stuff down there under the crust that should be dealt with by trained professionals/guys in mecha suits.

Description: Damn this shirt for being relevant again.

Description: Whispered secrets of a shattered age, I summon you, renew this aspiring sage.

Description: A deep statement about preservation and the fleeting nature of existence or just a warning from a video game save menu? I'll never tell.

Description: Each Blackrock GP racecar truly has a heart and a soul and will transform into a giant robot and stomp you if you try and over-take it under yellow flags, so you mind yourself, ok?

Description: Sometimes you just have to let people know.

Description: Buying this is practically a public service.

Description: Celebrate Dion Dublin, pro footballer, inventor of the Dube and catchphrase wielding TV housing expert, somehow.

Description: Celebrate Dion Dublin, footballer, inventor of the Dube and catchphrase making TV housing expert.

Description: In on one of those puns before Becky Lynch.

Description: It's like Beast Wars but about 30% more, uh... gnarly?

Description: For when all rational phrases fail you.

Description: They're astonishing! Amazing! And yet I don't trust them.

Description: Who can even afford champagne these days?

Description: Broca Beach has everything a tropical resort town like Miami might offer, all with the benefit of not having to leave New England. (Please ignore the icicles on the plastic palm trees, they will melt eventually).

Description: Words to live (and die) by.

Description: Rocketing to a spinner rack in a galaxy near you soon. Ish. Maybe.

Description: "Building a better you, for a better tomorrow." Trust us, there's nothing sinister going on here, mister.

Description: Dignity is the right of all sentient beings.

Description: When a spark comes online, there is great joy. When it is extinguished... the universe weeps.

Description: This criminal is dangerous! If you see him, do not approach. Report it to the nearest Cybertronian security officer.

Description: Extensive Enterprises finances a wide range of cutting edge projects designed to subvert human civilisation on behalf of Cobr-- er, I mean, we support nice things, like puppies and chocolate. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Description: Nice.

Description: So new and yet so old.