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Description: I'm not saying it's her fault, but she did not adequately prepare me for all this.

Description: I'm quite proud of that title pun, not gonna lie.

Description: Case in point: he insisted on pronouncing it "sub-ma-reen-er".

Description: Here we see the typical rallying cry of the fledging Decepticon political movement, inspired by the miner, Megatron of Tarn. But wait, is there more than meets the eye?

Description: Exasperation on a shirt.

Description: Any suggestion that this is related to a popular super-hero film is totally ridiculous.

Description: They are real Americans, fight for the rights of every man.

Description: I hope you like people staring at your chest!

Description: Dark variant for those who like bright colours in these hard times.

Description: Well, that naming convention broke down.

Description: Jim Bowen was a cruel man and now you can be like him.

Description: Damn this shirt for being relevant again.

Description: Whispered secrets of a shattered age, I summon you, renew this aspiring sage.

Description: A deep statement about preservation and the fleeting nature of existence or just a warning from a video game save menu? I'll never tell.

Description: Each Blackrock GP racecar truly has a heart and a soul and will transform into a giant robot and stomp you if you try and over-take it under yellow flags, so you mind yourself, ok?

Description: Sometimes you just have to let people know.

Description: Buying this is practically a public service.

Description: Celebrate Dion Dublin, pro footballer, inventor of the Dube and catchphrase wielding TV housing expert, somehow.

Description: Celebrate Dion Dublin, footballer, inventor of the Dube and catchphrase making TV housing expert.

Description: Words to live by. Words to not die by.

Description: In on one of those puns before Becky Lynch.

Description: It's like Beast Wars but about 30% more, uh... gnarly?

Description: They're astonishing! Amazing! And yet I don't trust them.

Description: Broca Beach has everything a tropical resort town like Miami might offer, all with the benefit of not having to leave New England. (Please ignore the icicles on the plastic palm trees, they will melt eventually).

Description: Rocketing to a spinner rack in a galaxy near you soon. Ish. Maybe.

Description: "Building a better you, for a better tomorrow." Trust us, there's nothing sinister going on here, mister.

Description: When a spark comes online, there is great joy. When it is extinguished... the universe weeps.

Description: Extensive Enterprises finances a wide range of cutting edge projects designed to subvert human civilisation on behalf of Cobr-- er, I mean, we support nice things, like puppies and chocolate. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Description: Nice.

Description: So new and yet so old.

Description: Seven titans of justice, like some kind of Justice... Group. Justice Association? Eh, we'll sort the name later.

Description: The extreme revival we've all been waiting for. Go fly a kite, puke! She's going to shove that spoonful of sugar right down your throat!

Description: Retro is cool, right? But retro what? Skip the guessing game and cover all your bases with this generic pop culture shirt. You're sure to fit in wherever you wear it.

Description: One might even say they were magical.

Description: Is anyone on this ship actually who they think they are? Make sure you only wear this after the statute of limitations on spoilers has passed.

Description: Also doubles as a hit list for the galaxy's most wanted.