For when you want your ugly Christmas jumper to be more of the pixelated variety. And a bit less ugly. And Christmassy. And not necessarily a jumper. Look, it's predominantly green and red, what more do you want?
Look how happy he is to have his Christmas present. You wouldn't think those Carocks would be good gift-givers, but it just goes to show you... something.
A Christmas jumper design for when you care more about video games than being explicitly festive.
What if Super Smash Bros had debuted on the SNES? Will Pikachu hit Mario before he gets the heart? Who will come out on top between Samus and Yoshi? Will Kirby get to the platform or get hit by Link's spin attack? Just what happened to Donkey Kong anyway?
With this shirt, everyone will know that you were once as cool as slap bracelets, street basketball, X-Force, alcopops, Fuse bars, Pogs, Tazos, The Crystal Maze, Guts, the Bartman and Jet off Gladiators.
Sure, it may not seem like a very good reward for all that insult sword-fighting, but did you know that this t-shirt is scientifically proven to help heal wounds (both to the body and ego) 20% faster than other garments? No, you didn't, because I just made that up. Still, it might be true.