TransmitHim

Description: Got a problem no-one else can solve? Stumped by the mysterious and mind-bending? Then you better meet Nightbeat! No mystery too big or too small. Answers, but not satisfaction, guaranteed. Tell him Swerve sent you for 10% off!* *Offer void whenever Nightbeat forgets that he was coerced into agreeing to it or Swerve runs out of Engex.

Description: Look, we know it can be hard to keep up with trends. One minute it's all "video game Y is amazing, the best thing since sliced bread" and then BAM! It's all about movie X and you're behind the times. Well don't worry. This shirt's got your back (also front and upper arms).

Description: "Hey, you got Robots in my Magical Light!" "No, you got Magical Light all over my Robots!" An armed stand-off ensues.

Description: Not your regular heroes but the other guys. The other other guys. No, not those guys, after them. That's it.

Description: Hey, what you're calling stupid is your business, dude.

Description: Hitchhiking 102 is probably that you should start panicking, tbf.

Description: Have the words "donut panic" inscribed in large friendly letters on your torso.

Description: Brexit chic.