TransmitHim

Description: Nice.

Description: So new and yet so old.

Description: Seven titans of justice, like some kind of Justice... Group. Justice Association? Eh, we'll sort the name later.

Description: Only those close will know the real you.

Description: While on a walking holiday of western Oregon, I happened upon the shack of a native. Besieged by the inclement weather, I pounded on their door, seeking shelter. A wizened, though not necessarily wise, old man opened it and hurried me in. Seeing my bedraggled state, he offered me a share of the soup he was warming by a paraffin heater. I readily agreed and upon being served a bowl of the thick red liquid, I hungrily slurped down spoonful after spoonful. It was only as I finished that I noticed the old man hadn't served any for himself and simply watched me with a bemusement usually reserved for children seeing their first tapir at a zoo. My face betrayed my sudden discomfort and with an almost eerie level of calm, he said to me...

Description: The extreme revival we've all been waiting for. Go fly a kite, puke! She's going to shove that spoonful of sugar right down your throat!

Description: Retro is cool, right? But retro what? Skip the guessing game and cover all your bases with this generic pop culture shirt. You're sure to fit in wherever you wear it.

Description: One might even say they were magical.

Description: Is anyone on this ship actually who they think they are? Make sure you only wear this after the statute of limitations on spoilers has passed.

Description: Also doubles as a hit list for the galaxy's most wanted.

Description: There's a (civil) war coming and you've gotta pick a side! Let everybody know which side you've picked with a t-shirt. Can't go to (civil) war without a t-shirt!

Description: Congratulations if you're one of the five people who get this pun and thank you if you even want to buy a copy of it after that.

Description: Now colour-coded for those without art history degrees.

Description: Leonardo was the greatest artist of his time, but also a real pain for not really having a surname. Michelangelo had two! But none for Leonardo. Get on it, Leo.

Description: A great way to check for dolphinism.

Description: It's a simple question, Roxas. Roxas! ROXAS! ROOOOOOOOXXXXAAAAAAS!

Description: And a Happy Something-Or-Other.

Description: If Sue Lawley wore video game based t-shirts off the internet, I bet she'd wear this one. I wouldn't bet a lot, obviously.

Description: Words to live by and probably die by.

Description: Perfect for if you want people to stare at your chest more.

Description: Hello, Conductors Of The Metaphysical Examination. Yes, it is a bit of a mouthful. No, we can't think of a better name right now. Look, you got a ghost that needs busting or what?

Description: Hey, it's good to up-front about these things.

Description: "True immortality is achieved when your ideas persist to successive generations". Megatron of Tarn.

Description: Well that didn't take too long, did it, America?

Description: My friend from Chicago rang me about an important cause they want me to spread word of. The line was pretty bad, but I think I got the gist of it.

Description: With this shirt, everyone will know that you were once as cool as slap bracelets, street basketball, X-Force, alcopops, Fuse bars, Pogs, Tazos, The Crystal Maze, Guts, the Bartman and Jet off Gladiators.

Description: To be fair, I was never calm to begin with.

Description: Seriously, they love me over there. If you're ever in town, look for Helmut. He's a madman!

Description: Got a problem no-one else can solve? Stumped by the mysterious and mind-bending? Then you better meet Nightbeat! No mystery too big or too small. Answers, but not satisfaction, guaranteed. Tell him Swerve sent you for 10% off!* *Offer void whenever Nightbeat forgets that he was coerced into agreeing to it or Swerve runs out of Engex.

Description: Look, we know it can be hard to keep up with trends. One minute it's all "video game Y is amazing, the best thing since sliced bread" and then BAM! It's all about movie X and you're behind the times. Well don't worry. This shirt's got your back (also front and upper arms).

Description: "Hey, you got Robots in my Magical Light!" "No, you got Magical Light all over my Robots!" An armed stand-off ensues.

Description: Not your regular heroes but the other guys. The other other guys. No, not those guys, after them. That's it.

Description: Hey, what you're calling stupid is your business, dude.

Description: Hitchhiking 102 is probably that you should start panicking, tbf.

Description: Have the words "donut panic" inscribed in large friendly letters on your torso.