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Description: When a spark comes online, there is great joy. When it is extinguished... the universe weeps.

Description: This criminal is dangerous! If you see him, do not approach. Report it to the nearest Cybertronian security officer.

Description: Extensive Enterprises finances a wide range of cutting edge projects designed to subvert human civilisation on behalf of Cobr-- er, I mean, we support nice things, like puppies and chocolate. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Description: Nice.

Description: So new and yet so old.

Description: Seven titans of justice, like some kind of Justice... Group. Justice Association? Eh, we'll sort the name later.

Description: Only those close will know the real you.

Description: While on a walking holiday of western Oregon, I happened upon the shack of a native. Besieged by the inclement weather, I pounded on their door, seeking shelter. A wizened, though not necessarily wise, old man opened it and hurried me in. Seeing my bedraggled state, he offered me a share of the soup he was warming by a paraffin heater. I readily agreed and upon being served a bowl of the thick red liquid, I hungrily slurped down spoonful after spoonful. It was only as I finished that I noticed the old man hadn't served any for himself and simply watched me with a bemusement usually reserved for children seeing their first tapir at a zoo. My face betrayed my sudden discomfort and with an almost eerie level of calm, he said to me...

Description: The extreme revival we've all been waiting for. Go fly a kite, puke! She's going to shove that spoonful of sugar right down your throat!

Description: Retro is cool, right? But retro what? Skip the guessing game and cover all your bases with this generic pop culture shirt. You're sure to fit in wherever you wear it.

Description: Some people have an inner monologue. Good for them. For the rest of us, here's a shirt summing up what's going on inside.

Description: One might even say they were magical.

Description: Is anyone on this ship actually who they think they are? Make sure you only wear this after the statute of limitations on spoilers has passed.

Description: Also doubles as a hit list for the galaxy's most wanted.

Description: There's a (civil) war coming and you've gotta pick a side! Let everybody know which side you've picked with a t-shirt. Can't go to (civil) war without a t-shirt!

Description: Congratulations if you're one of the five people who get this pun and thank you if you even want to buy a copy of it after that.

Description: Now colour-coded for those without art history degrees.

Description: Leonardo was the greatest artist of his time, but also a real pain for not really having a surname. Michelangelo had two! But none for Leonardo. Get on it, Leo.

Description: A great way to check for dolphinism.

Description: It's a simple question, Roxas. Roxas! ROXAS! ROOOOOOOOXXXXAAAAAAS!

Description: And a Happy Something-Or-Other.

Description: If Sue Lawley wore video game based t-shirts off the internet, I bet she'd wear this one. I wouldn't bet a lot, obviously.

Description: I mean, you can't prove it doesn't.

Description: It's a bold truth worth telling.

Description: For when you want a t-shirt that is the deepest of cuts.

Description: Words to live by and probably die by.

Description: Perfect for if you want people to stare at your chest more.

Description: Hello, Conductors Of The Metaphysical Examination. Yes, it is a bit of a mouthful. No, we can't think of a better name right now. Look, you got a ghost that needs busting or what?

Description: Hey, it's good to up-front about these things.

Description: "True immortality is achieved when your ideas persist to successive generations". Megatron of Tarn.

Description: Well that didn't take too long, did it, America?

Description: My friend from Chicago rang me about an important cause they want me to spread word of. The line was pretty bad, but I think I got the gist of it.

Description: With this shirt, everyone will know that you were once as cool as slap bracelets, street basketball, X-Force, alcopops, Fuse bars, Pogs, Tazos, The Crystal Maze, Guts, the Bartman and Jet off Gladiators.

Description: To be fair, I was never calm to begin with.

Description: Seriously, they love me over there. If you're ever in town, look for Helmut. He's a madman!