Want a shot? Want to come home with me? Do you agree under penalty of law that you are at least 21 years of age, unmarried, and not carrying an STD? Yes? Yes? Yes?
(YES!)
This shirt literally says "Literally".
(NOTE: That is the correct use of the word. The following are INCORRECT uses of the word: This shirt is literally amazing! I literally died when I saw this shirt!)
Note: We do not condone drinking to the point of blacking out... However, sometimes this is how a night goes - particularly in (or within a few years of) COLLEGE!
As much as things suck,
As bad as they get,
If you got fired or dumped,
If you're broke or in debt,
If you're aging or balding,
Or slam your hand in a door,
Don't ever forget:
IT COULD ALWAYS SUCK MORE!
[Copyright: ItCouldAlwaysSuckMore.com (Translation: please don't steal our stuff for use elsewhere! Contact [email protected] with questions. Thanks!)]
For the record, we do not condone drinking to the point of blacking out. HOWEVER, if you DO happen to drink to the point of blacking out, well, you might as well be wearing this shirt... to warn others, to remind yourself (the next day), etc.
Tags:
blackout, drunk, bad decisions, drinking, college
A BARBECUE STAIN (www.ABarbecueStainOnMyWhiteTshirt.com)
Any Tim McGraw fans out there? ("It was Labor Day weekend, I was 17...")
And, yes, this design will ONLY be sold on WHITE T-SHIRTS ;)
I can't... I literally can't... I literally can't even... I literally can't even explain how dumb you sound! Whether you actually talk like this or just like to mock people who do, we literally can't even think of a reason you shouldn't buy this shirt :)
