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TurnerTees is place where you can find funny designs created by Turner. Mainly funny designs, favorite film quotes and surf style stuff.

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Definitely an antisocial type! Card

Description: Oddball. Definitely an antisocial type!

Tags: donald sutherland, oddball, ww2 tanks

Definitely an antisocial type! Card

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Definitely an Antisocial type Card

Description: Definitely an Antisocial type!

Tags: donald sutherland, oddball, ww2 tanks

Definitely an Antisocial type Card

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Always with the negative waves Moriarty Card

Description: Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves.

Tags: clint eastwood movie, donald sutherland, moriarty

Always with the negative waves Moriarty Card

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Stop calling me Barbara! Card

Description: Stop calling me Barbara! (Babra)

Tags: clint eastwood movie, telly savalas

Stop calling me Barbara! Card

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Very good Fisher! Card

Description: Very good Fisher! You win a cookie.

Tags: don rickles

Very good Fisher! Card

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Attack! Attack! Attack! Card

Description: Attack! Attack! Attack! That's the kind of fightin' spirit I was talking about. Listen to that guy. If he was a Major, he's a Colonel now.

Tags: clint eastwood, telly savalas

Attack! Attack! Attack! Card

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Wanderer Yacht shirt Card
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Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. Wanderer Yacht shirt

Tags: kurt russell, martin short, sailboat

Wanderer Yacht shirt Card

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Slow down! There's boats all over the place Card
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Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. "Slow down! There's boats all over the place!"

Tags: 90s movies, kurt russell, martin short

Slow down! There's boats all over the place Card

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Captain Ron Leg Card
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Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. " Hey! Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. I always been a fast healer, you know. 'Course I believe in Jesus, so that helps."

Tags: 90s movies, kurt russell, martin short

Captain Ron Leg Card

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Cheatin Captain Ron? Card
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Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. "Hey, you wouldn't be trying to cheat Captain Ron there, would you, swab?"

Tags: 90s movies, kurt russell, martin short

Cheatin Captain Ron? Card

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Slow down! There's boats all over the place! Card
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Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. "Slow down! There's boats all over the place!"

Tags: captain ron, kurt russell, martin short

Slow down! There's boats all over the place! Card

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Donaldson Marina Inc Card
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Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. Donaldson Marina Inc.

Tags: captain ron, martin short, sailboat

Donaldson Marina Inc Card

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They all do that boss. Card
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Description: They all do that boss.

Tags: 90s movies, kurt russell

They all do that boss. Card

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USS Saratoga Card

Description: Don't worry. They'll get out of the way. I learned that driving the Saratoga.

Tags: 80s, captain ron, comedy, martin short

USS Saratoga Card

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The best way to find out Kitty Card
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Description: The best way to find out Kitty is to get her out on the ocean. If anything is going to happen, it's going to happen out there.

Tags: kurt russell

The best way to find out Kitty Card

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Hey swab. C'mere. Listen up. Card
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Description: Hey swab. C'mere. Listen up. Now, the way it works shipboard is, you do your job. You do it good, you get a better job. Maybe you get promoted from swab to mate.

Tags: kurt russell

Hey swab. C'mere. Listen up. Card

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If anything is going to happen Card

Description: If anything is going to happen, it's going to happen out there. - Captain Ron

Tags: 80s, captain ron, comedy

If anything is going to happen Card

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GREAT SCOTT! Card

Description: GREAT SCOTT!

Tags: 1980s movies, back to the future, doc brown

GREAT SCOTT! Card

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GREAT SCOTT! Card

Description: GREAT SCOTT!

Tags: back to the future, doc brown, great scott

GREAT SCOTT! Card

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Tatanka Card

Description: Tatanka! Buffalo? TATANKA!

Tags: buffalo, kevin costner, tatanka

Tatanka Card

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SURVIVE Card

Description: SURVIVE

Tags: kirk lazarus, robert downey jr, survive

SURVIVE Card

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Cat Attacking Shark Card
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Description: Cat Attacking Shark

Tags: cat, shark attack

Cat Attacking Shark Card

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He said guerilla! Card

Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. "He said GO-RILLA, not Guerrilla. GUER, GO!""

Tags: 80s, captain ron, comedy, steve martin

He said guerilla! Card

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So Ronery Card

Description: So Ronery

Tags: ronery

So Ronery Card

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Jerk Alert! Card
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Description: Jerk Alert!

Tags: goonies never die

Jerk Alert! Card

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Napoleon Card
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Description: He came from nothing. He conquered everything. Gosh!

Tags: napoeleon, napoleon bonaparte, napoleon dynamite

Napoleon Card

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Funny Elf shirt World's Best Cup of Coffee Card

Description: World's best cup of coffee. Great job, everybody.

Tags: buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas gram, christmas movie quote

Funny Elf shirt World's Best Cup of Coffee Card

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Shame Shame I know your name! Card
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Description: Shame Shame I know your name!

Tags: 80s, goonies never die

Shame Shame I know your name! Card

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Yippie Ki Yay ROW Card
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Description: Yippie Ki Yay (red on light colors)

Tags: die hard christmas, die hard fan, john mcclane

Yippie Ki Yay ROW Card

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I smell ice cream Card
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Description: I smell ice cream

Tags: ice cream, never say die

I smell ice cream Card

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Die Hard is a Christmas Movie Card
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Description: Die Hard is a Christmas Movie

Tags: die hard fan, hans gruber, john mcclane, nakatomi, yippee ki yay

Die Hard is a Christmas Movie Card

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Christmas Buddy hug shirt Card

Description: Hey! What's your name? My name's Buddy. Does someone need a hug?

Tags: christmas, christmas gifts, elf, funny christmas movie, raccoon

Christmas Buddy hug shirt Card

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Old Lonesome Pine Card

Description: Ahh, smell those Christmas trees. You can keep your 'Channel' Number 5, Just give me a whiff of the old lonesome pine. That symbol of brotherly love, that centerpiece that all mankind gathers around to share the cranberry sauce shaped like a can.

Tags: chritsmas, ernest p worrell, funny christmas, jim varney

Old Lonesome Pine Card

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Buddy the Elf Cookies Card

Description: Sorry I ruined your life and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR.

Tags: buddy the elf, christmas movie quote, cookies christmas, elf quote

Buddy the Elf Cookies Card

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Leg Lamp leg boot Card

Description: It's a major award!

Tags: a christmas story, christmas, christmas story, fragile, funny christmas

Leg Lamp leg boot Card

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ChristmasGram Card

Description: What's a Christmas-gram? I WANT ONE!

Tags: buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas gram, christmas movie quote

ChristmasGram Card

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