TurnerTees

Description: Oddball. Definitely an antisocial type!

Description: Definitely an Antisocial type!

Description: Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves.

Description: Stop calling me Barbara! (Babra)

Description: Very good Fisher! You win a cookie.

Description: Attack! Attack! Attack! That's the kind of fightin' spirit I was talking about. Listen to that guy. If he was a Major, he's a Colonel now.

Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. Wanderer Yacht shirt

Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. "Slow down! There's boats all over the place!"

Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. " Hey! Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. I always been a fast healer, you know. 'Course I believe in Jesus, so that helps."

Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. "Hey, you wouldn't be trying to cheat Captain Ron there, would you, swab?"

Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. "Slow down! There's boats all over the place!"

Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. Donaldson Marina Inc.

Description: They all do that boss.

Description: Hey swab. C'mere. Listen up. Now, the way it works shipboard is, you do your job. You do it good, you get a better job. Maybe you get promoted from swab to mate.

Description: Tatanka! Buffalo? TATANKA!

Description: SURVIVE

Description: Cat Attacking Shark

Description: So Ronery

Description: He came from nothing. He conquered everything. Gosh!

Description: World's best cup of coffee. Great job, everybody.

Description: Hey! What's your name? My name's Buddy. Does someone need a hug?

Description: Sorry I ruined your life and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR.

Description: It's a major award!

Description: What's a Christmas-gram? I WANT ONE!

Description: Sing a-long with Ernest! Oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree oh, Christmas Tree...

Description: All the main characters of some favorite Christmas films. BAILEY GRISWOLD MCCALLISTER MCCLANE SCROOGE WELLS WORELL

Description: I already got Lum Lum and Choo Choo pulling doubles.

Description: Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

Description: Just like Iwo Jima!

Description: Ernest Saves Christmas

Description: I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sled on its way in from New York. You serious Clark?

Description: You’re not a cotton-headed ninny-muggins. You’re just Special.

Description: Whoopee a Zepplin!

Description: I already got Lum Lum and Choo Choo pulling doubles.

Description: “We’re gonna need some more FBI guys I guess.” -Deputy Police of Chief, Dwayne T. Robinson

Description: You’re the only baritone in the elf choir. You bring us down a whole octave!