TurnerTees

Description: Oddball. Definitely an antisocial type!

Description: Definitely an Antisocial type!

Description: Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves.

Description: Stop calling me Barbara! (Babra)

Description: Very good Fisher! You win a cookie.

Description: Attack! Attack! Attack! That's the kind of fightin' spirit I was talking about. Listen to that guy. If he was a Major, he's a Colonel now.

Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. Wanderer Yacht shirt

Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. "Slow down! There's boats all over the place!"

Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. " Hey! Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. I always been a fast healer, you know. 'Course I believe in Jesus, so that helps."

Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. "Hey, you wouldn't be trying to cheat Captain Ron there, would you, swab?"

Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. "Slow down! There's boats all over the place!"

Description: They all do that boss.

Description: Don't worry. They'll get out of the way. I learned that driving the Saratoga.

Description: Hey swab. C'mere. Listen up. Now, the way it works shipboard is, you do your job. You do it good, you get a better job. Maybe you get promoted from swab to mate.

Description: If anything is going to happen, it's going to happen out there. - Captain Ron

Description: Tatanka! Buffalo? TATANKA!

Description: SURVIVE

Description: Cat Attacking Shark

Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. "He said GO-RILLA, not Guerrilla. GUER, GO!""

Description: So Ronery

Description: Jerk Alert!

Description: He came from nothing. He conquered everything. Gosh!

Description: World's best cup of coffee. Great job, everybody.

Description: Shame Shame I know your name!

Description: I smell ice cream

Description: Hey! What's your name? My name's Buddy. Does someone need a hug?

Description: Sorry I ruined your life and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR.

Description: It's a major award!

Description: What's a Christmas-gram? I WANT ONE!

Description: What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? SOAP

Description: Sing a-long with Ernest! Oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree oh, Christmas Tree...

Description: All the main characters of some favorite Christmas films. BAILEY GRISWOLD MCCALLISTER MCCLANE SCROOGE WELLS WORELL

Description: Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

Description: You sold Petey to a blind kid?

Description: Just like Iwo Jima!

Description: Ernest Saves Christmas