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TurnerTees is place where you can find funny designs created by Turner. Mainly funny designs, favorite film quotes and surf style stuff.

Tapestries

Always with the negative waves Moriarty Tapestry
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Description: Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves.

Tags: clint eastwood movie, donald sutherland, moriarty
Stop calling me Barbara! Tapestry
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Description: Stop calling me Barbara! (Babra)

Tags: clint eastwood movie, telly savalas

Stop calling me Barbara! Tapestry

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Very good Fisher! Tapestry
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Description: Very good Fisher! You win a cookie.

Tags: don rickles

Very good Fisher! Tapestry

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Attack! Attack! Attack! Tapestry
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Description: Attack! Attack! Attack! That's the kind of fightin' spirit I was talking about. Listen to that guy. If he was a Major, he's a Colonel now.

Tags: clint eastwood, telly savalas

Attack! Attack! Attack! Tapestry

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Slow down! There's boats all over the place Tapestry
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Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. "Slow down! There's boats all over the place!"

Tags: 90s movies, kurt russell, martin short
Captain Ron Leg Tapestry
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Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. " Hey! Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. I always been a fast healer, you know. 'Course I believe in Jesus, so that helps."

Tags: 90s movies, kurt russell, martin short

Captain Ron Leg Tapestry

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Cheatin Captain Ron? Tapestry
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Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. "Hey, you wouldn't be trying to cheat Captain Ron there, would you, swab?"

Tags: 90s movies, kurt russell, martin short

Cheatin Captain Ron? Tapestry

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Slow down! There's boats all over the place! Tapestry
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Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. "Slow down! There's boats all over the place!"

Tags: captain ron, kurt russell, martin short
Donaldson Marina Inc Tapestry
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Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. Donaldson Marina Inc.

Tags: captain ron, martin short, sailboat

Donaldson Marina Inc Tapestry

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They all do that boss. Tapestry
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Description: They all do that boss.

Tags: 90s movies, kurt russell

They all do that boss. Tapestry

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USS Saratoga Tapestry
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Description: Don't worry. They'll get out of the way. I learned that driving the Saratoga.

Tags: 80s, captain ron, comedy, martin short

USS Saratoga Tapestry

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The best way to find out Kitty Tapestry
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Description: The best way to find out Kitty is to get her out on the ocean. If anything is going to happen, it's going to happen out there.

Tags: kurt russell
Hey swab. C'mere. Listen up. Tapestry
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Description: Hey swab. C'mere. Listen up. Now, the way it works shipboard is, you do your job. You do it good, you get a better job. Maybe you get promoted from swab to mate.

Tags: kurt russell
If anything is going to happen Tapestry
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Description: If anything is going to happen, it's going to happen out there. - Captain Ron

Tags: 80s, captain ron, comedy
GREAT SCOTT! Tapestry

Description: GREAT SCOTT!

Tags: 1980s movies, back to the future, doc brown

GREAT SCOTT! Tapestry

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GREAT SCOTT! Tapestry

Description: GREAT SCOTT!

Tags: back to the future, doc brown, great scott

GREAT SCOTT! Tapestry

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SURVIVE Tapestry

Description: SURVIVE

Tags: kirk lazarus, robert downey jr, survive

SURVIVE Tapestry

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Cat Attacking Shark Tapestry
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Description: Cat Attacking Shark

Tags: cat, shark attack

Cat Attacking Shark Tapestry

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He said guerilla! Tapestry
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Description: For fans who know the legend of Captain Ron—a little wild, a little salty, and always ready for adventure. Throw on this design and keep the nautical mischief alive. "He said GO-RILLA, not Guerrilla. GUER, GO!""

Tags: 80s, captain ron, comedy, steve martin

He said guerilla! Tapestry

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So Ronery Tapestry

Description: So Ronery

Tags: ronery

So Ronery Tapestry

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Jerk Alert! Tapestry
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Description: Jerk Alert!

Tags: goonies never die

Jerk Alert! Tapestry

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Funny Elf shirt World's Best Cup of Coffee Tapestry

Description: World's best cup of coffee. Great job, everybody.

Tags: buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas gram, christmas movie quote
Shame Shame I know your name! Tapestry
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Description: Shame Shame I know your name!

Tags: 80s, goonies never die
I smell ice cream Tapestry
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Description: I smell ice cream

Tags: ice cream, never say die

I smell ice cream Tapestry

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Die Hard is a Christmas Movie Tapestry
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Description: Die Hard is a Christmas Movie

Tags: die hard fan, hans gruber, john mcclane, nakatomi, yippee ki yay
Christmas Buddy hug shirt Tapestry
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Description: Hey! What's your name? My name's Buddy. Does someone need a hug?

Tags: christmas, christmas gifts, elf, funny christmas movie, raccoon

Christmas Buddy hug shirt Tapestry

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Old Lonesome Pine Tapestry

Description: Ahh, smell those Christmas trees. You can keep your 'Channel' Number 5, Just give me a whiff of the old lonesome pine. That symbol of brotherly love, that centerpiece that all mankind gathers around to share the cranberry sauce shaped like a can.

Tags: chritsmas, ernest p worrell, funny christmas, jim varney

Old Lonesome Pine Tapestry

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Buddy the Elf Cookies Tapestry

Description: Sorry I ruined your life and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR.

Tags: buddy the elf, christmas movie quote, cookies christmas, elf quote

Buddy the Elf Cookies Tapestry

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Leg Lamp leg boot Tapestry

Description: It's a major award!

Tags: a christmas story, christmas, christmas story, fragile, funny christmas

Leg Lamp leg boot Tapestry

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ChristmasGram Tapestry

Description: What's a Christmas-gram? I WANT ONE!

Tags: buddy elf, buddy the elf, christmas, christmas gram, christmas movie quote

ChristmasGram Tapestry

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SOAP Ralphie Tapestry

Description: What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? SOAP

Tags: christmas story movie, funny christmas, ralphie parker

SOAP Ralphie Tapestry

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Oh Christmas Tree Tapestry

Description: Sing a-long with Ernest! Oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree oh, Christmas Tree...

Tags: christmas, christmas tree, ernest saves christmas, funny christmas movie

Oh Christmas Tree Tapestry

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Christmas Movie Characters Tapestry

Description: All the main characters of some favorite Christmas films. BAILEY GRISWOLD MCCALLISTER MCCLANE SCROOGE WELLS WORELL

Tags: bailey, christmas, christmas movie characters, christmas movie lover, griswold

Christmas Movie Characters Tapestry

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Funny Elf shirt LumLum and ChooChoo Tapestry

Description: I already got Lum Lum and Choo Choo pulling doubles.

Tags: buddy the elf quote, buddytheelf, choochoo, christmas movie quote, cotton headed ninny muggins
Capistrano Salmon Co Tapestry

Description: Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.

Tags: 90s, capistrano, jeff daniels, jim carrey

Capistrano Salmon Co Tapestry

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You sold Petey to a blind kid? Tapestry

Description: You sold Petey to a blind kid?

Tags: funny quote, jeff daniels

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