WatershipBound

Description: Slow and steady wins the race (though I’m only halfway there). *the black text will be hard to see on darker colors, so it’s best to pick a lighter color shirt.

Description: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, this shirt must be really good for you!

Description: Black cats aren’t unlucky, they’re just so cute that other cats are jealous. *because this design is mostly black, it won’t show up well on black or other dark colors.

Description: Tell those yachts how you really feel! *this design looks best on lighter colors. It will not show up well on dark colors.

Description: Just like this fish, I get all big and puffy when I’m scared. *This design looks pretty good on most colors, but since this is a fish in the water, I recommend blues.

Description: Don’t be a wiener. Avoid A.I. *this design looks best on lighter colors. It won’t show up well on black or other dark colors.

Description: Save the whales - and their efforts to destroy yachts. There is also a G-rated version of this design available. *this design looks best on light blue. It won’t show up well on black, white, or other dark colors.

Description: Save the whales - and their efforts to destroy yachts. There is also a PG13-rated version of this design available. *this design looks best on light blue. It won’t show up well on black, white, or other dark colors.

Description: In the olden days, we only needed a t-shirt complaining about billionaires. Now we need one about trillionaires too. *because of the dark text this design looks best on lighter colored shirts. Parts of this design may not be visible on dark colors.

Description: AI sucks. It steals from artists, uses tons of electricity, and is terrible for the planet.

Description: This design is based on a true story. But please don’t feed your cats pizza. *because the cat is black, he will be hard to see on darker colors. Light or medium colored shirts are recommended.

Description: I don’t know what this design says, but it looks cool.

Description: Let everyone know that you’re a tall chick.

Description: Find yourself a partner who looks at you the way this guy looks at a couch.

Description: Show your love this Valentine’s Day with conversation hearts that discuss what you really want.

Description: Distracting you with his tongue out, this raccoon will steal your heart and then steal some snacks.

Description: Even the clever fox can’t outwit a sneaky blep.

Description: Pizza Rat is back! And this time he’s an escaped lab rat who prefers broccoli on his pizza.

Description: Let everyone know that you’re not changing yourself for the new year.

Description: Show your love for one of the forest’s cleverest creatures.

Description: Resist authoritarianism. Protest in the streets. Throw sandwiches as needed.

Description: Resist authoritarianism. Protest in the streets. Throw sandwiches as needed.

Description: Have you ever accidentally worn a certain color shirt into a certain store?

Description: This rendering of the striking Hakone shrine in Japan is only improved by the cat napping on top.

Description: Show your support for Oregon with this cute and timely design.

Description: This fall be sure to check out all of the action from the Sleepy Hollow Headless Horseman League! It’s more exciting than throwing a flaming jack o’ lantern.

Description: This duck is very lucky, except where autocorrect is concerned.

Description: Are you crazy? Zoomies? In this economy?

Description: Are you crazy? Zoomies? In this economy?

Description: Best wishes to all WHO WHO WHO celebrate. *This design works well on light colors, but is hit or miss on dark and medium colors, so please choose a shirt color carefully.

Description: When a politician says something tone deaf, it should be put on a shirt.

Description: Do you love due process? You probably should.

Description: Just a happy little capybara swimming on your shirt. *I like this design best on light blue. Other colors can work, but are a bit hit-or-miss.

Description: This retro disco shirt will let everyone know you love to boogie.

Description: Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Description: It’s probably a real quote.