WatershipBound

Description: Hey there fellow dude-bros! Do you need a tee that shows off how you’re such a manly alpha? Well, this is the shirt for you. It clearly says “alpha male” in big letters, plus it’s got a very manly cat. On top of that, it’s got the most masculine color palette around - lots of pinks and purples.

Description: Skeletons can accessorize too! These boney bros and babes will look great at the beach with their stylish specs.

Description: This very evil-looking devil skull is sure to be a hit at every family event from christenings to birthday parties. *the shadow of the design may get lost on shirts that are very dark, so choose your shirt color carefully. However, the design still works without the shadow being visible.

Description: Slow and steady wins the race (though I’m only halfway there). *the black text will be hard to see on darker colors, so it’s best to pick a lighter color shirt.

Description: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, this shirt must be really good for you!

Description: Black cats aren’t unlucky, they’re just so cute that other cats are jealous. *because this design is mostly black, it won’t show up well on black or other dark colors.

Description: Just like this fish, I get all big and puffy when I’m scared. *This design looks pretty good on most colors, but since this is a fish in the water, I recommend blues.

Description: Save the whales - and their efforts to destroy yachts. There is also a G-rated version of this design available. *this design looks best on light blue. It won’t show up well on black, white, or other dark colors.

Description: Save the whales - and their efforts to destroy yachts. There is also a PG13-rated version of this design available. *this design looks best on light blue. It won’t show up well on black, white, or other dark colors.

Description: If you were lucky enough to attend the 1992 carpet-scooting world championship in Orlando, FL, then you know just how exciting it was. *this design has a distressed appearance.

Description: If you were lucky enough to attend the 1992 carpet-scooting world championship in Orlando, FL, then you know just how exciting it was. *this design has a distressed appearance.

Description: Let everyone know that YOU are the greatest spy in the entire world. No one can rep a secret like you can. You’re so good that no one will ever know.

Description: AI sucks. It steals from artists, uses tons of electricity, and is terrible for the planet.

Description: This design is based on a true story. But please don’t feed your cats pizza. *because the cat is black, he will be hard to see on darker colors. Light or medium colored shirts are recommended.

Description: I don’t know what this design says, but it looks cool.

Description: Let everyone know that you’re a tall chick.

Description: Ooh yeah, this out-of-sight bear is bringing that funk. Get down!

Description: Show your love this Valentine’s Day with conversation hearts that discuss what you really want.

Description: The rare and elusive rabbit blep may be harder to snap a picture of than a rabbit yawn.

Description: Who can resist a puppy blep?

Description: Distracting you with his tongue out, this raccoon will steal your heart and then steal some snacks.

Description: Even the clever fox can’t outwit a sneaky blep.

Description: Even the world’s fastest land animal can’t escape an unintentional blep.

Description: King of the jungle, king of the bleps.

Description: Even the most fearsome predators can’t avoid the occasional blep.

Description: Pizza Rat is back! And this time he’s an escaped lab rat who prefers broccoli on his pizza.

Description: Let everyone know that you’re not changing yourself for the new year.

Description: Show your love for one of the forest’s cleverest creatures.

Description: If you’re a lover of underwater cities that hold ancient gods intent on destroying or enslaving humanity, then this is the shirt for you.

Description: Resist authoritarianism. Protest in the streets. Throw sandwiches as needed.

Description: Resist authoritarianism. Protest in the streets. Throw sandwiches as needed.

Description: Did you know that sharks have been around longer than trees?

Description: As someone who has written several articles about rabbits, I can assure you that autocorrect often thinks rabbits should be rabbis.

Description: Alpacas and llamas may look similar, but in many ways they’re very different.

Description: Hey kids, flossing your teeth is important, so remember to floss every day!

Description: A pop sensation that continues into the afterlife…