WatershipBound

Description: Hey there fellow dude-bros! Do you need a tee that shows off how you’re such a manly alpha? Well, this is the shirt for you. It clearly says “alpha male” in big letters, plus it’s got a very manly cat. On top of that, it’s got the most masculine color palette around - lots of pinks and purples.

Description: Skeletons can accessorize too! These boney bros and babes will look great at the beach with their stylish specs.

Description: Tardigrades are great! They’re truly amazing creatures. If you’ve never heard about tardigrades, do some research to learn about them.

Description: Listen: some t-shirts aren’t really meant to express a popular opinion, they’re meant to start a discussion. And if you want to be approached by strangers for a discussion, this shirt can help.

Description: This very evil-looking devil skull is sure to be a hit at every family event from christenings to birthday parties. *the shadow of the design may get lost on shirts that are very dark, so choose your shirt color carefully. However, the design still works without the shadow being visible.

Description: Slow and steady wins the race (though I’m only halfway there). *the black text will be hard to see on darker colors, so it’s best to pick a lighter color shirt.

Description: Black cats aren’t unlucky, they’re just so cute that other cats are jealous. *because this design is mostly black, it won’t show up well on black or other dark colors.

Description: Tell those yachts how you really feel! *this design looks best on lighter colors. It will not show up well on dark colors.

Description: Just like this fish, I get all big and puffy when I’m scared. *This design looks pretty good on most colors, but since this is a fish in the water, I recommend blues.

Description: This is a really fun design that showcases the retro-futuristic style of the atomic age. Plus, there’s a dog! *parts of this design may not be visible on black or white, so it might be best to choose medium colors.

Description: This is a really fun design that showcases the retro-futuristic style of the atomic age. Plus, there’s a cat! *parts of the cat disappear on black or other dark colors, so this design works better on lighter colors.

Description: Don’t be a wiener. Avoid A.I. *this design looks best on lighter colors. It won’t show up well on black or other dark colors.

Description: Save the whales - and their efforts to destroy yachts. There is also a G-rated version of this design available. *this design looks best on light blue. It won’t show up well on black, white, or other dark colors.

Description: Save the whales - and their efforts to destroy yachts. There is also a PG13-rated version of this design available. *this design looks best on light blue. It won’t show up well on black, white, or other dark colors.

Description: It’s amazing how the most advanced technology makes things so much worse. *this design looks best on dark colors. It won’t show up well on lighter colors.

Description: Rockefeller became the first American billionaire in 1916 and it’s all been going downhill since. *this design looks best on lighter colors. The secondary text will not show up well on dark colors.

Description: Let everyone know that YOU are the greatest spy in the entire world. No one can rep a secret like you can. You’re so good that no one will ever know.

Description: AI sucks. It steals from artists, uses tons of electricity, and is terrible for the planet.

Description: This design is based on a true story. But please don’t feed your cats pizza. *because the cat is black, he will be hard to see on darker colors. Light or medium colored shirts are recommended.

Description: This marsupial is no platypus, he’s a badapus! *this design is ok on most colors, but better on lighter colors than darker ones.

Description: Show off your spooky side with this stylish anime design. There are 2 versions of this design - one with lighter skin and one with darker skin.

Description: Show off your spooky side with this stylish anime design. There are 2 versions of this design - one with lighter skin and one with darker skin.

Description: Show off your spooky side with this anime-inspired design.

Description: If you know what’s good for you… *this design looks best on light colored shirts. Because it has black text and red text, those colors will be hard to see on dark shirts and red and orange shirts.

Description: Remember to smile! Seriously. Remember. To. Smile. *this design works on most colors, but looks best on black.

Description: There’s an old Zuni saying: after dark, all cats are leopards. The idea is that things are not always as they seem. This design puts a different spin on it.

Description: Bring back a retro protest vibe to a modern issue. This design features a wavy 70s style text that says “release the files” with simple retro flowers in the background.

Description: Find yourself a partner who looks at you the way this guy looks at a couch.

Description: Ooh yeah, this out-of-sight bear is bringing that funk. Get down!

Description: Show your love this Valentine’s Day with conversation hearts that discuss what you really want.

Description: A guy who loves cat bleps doing a cat blep.

Description: Who can resist a puppy blep?

Description: Distracting you with his tongue out, this raccoon will steal your heart and then steal some snacks.

Description: Even the clever fox can’t outwit a sneaky blep.

Description: Even the world’s fastest land animal can’t escape an unintentional blep.

Description: King of the jungle, king of the bleps.