WatershipBound

Description: Hey there fellow dude-bros! Do you need a tee that shows off how you’re such a manly alpha? Well, this is the shirt for you. It clearly says “alpha male” in big letters, plus it’s got a very manly cat. On top of that, it’s got the most masculine color palette around - lots of pinks and purples.

Description: Skeletons can accessorize too! These boney bros and babes will look great at the beach with their stylish specs.

Description: Animal imagination is the original ai and artificial intelligence will never be able to compete.

Description: Tardigrades are great! They’re truly amazing creatures. If you’ve never heard about tardigrades, do some research to learn about them.

Description: Listen: some t-shirts aren’t really meant to express a popular opinion, they’re meant to start a discussion. And if you want to be approached by strangers for a discussion, this shirt can help.

Description: This very evil-looking devil skull is sure to be a hit at every family event from christenings to birthday parties. *the shadow of the design may get lost on shirts that are very dark, so choose your shirt color carefully. However, the design still works without the shadow being visible.

Description: Slow and steady wins the race (though I’m only halfway there). *the black text will be hard to see on darker colors, so it’s best to pick a lighter color shirt.

Description: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, this shirt must be really good for you!

Description: Black cats aren’t unlucky, they’re just so cute that other cats are jealous. *because this design is mostly black, it won’t show up well on black or other dark colors.

Description: Tell those yachts how you really feel! *this design looks best on lighter colors. It will not show up well on dark colors.

Description: Just like this fish, I get all big and puffy when I’m scared. *This design looks pretty good on most colors, but since this is a fish in the water, I recommend blues.

Description: This is a really fun design that showcases the retro-futuristic style of the atomic age. Plus, there’s a dog! *parts of this design may not be visible on black or white, so it might be best to choose medium colors.

Description: This is a really fun design that showcases the retro-futuristic style of the atomic age. Plus, there’s a cat! *parts of the cat disappear on black or other dark colors, so this design works better on lighter colors.

Description: Don’t be a wiener. Avoid A.I. *this design looks best on lighter colors. It won’t show up well on black or other dark colors.

Description: Save the whales - and their efforts to destroy yachts. There is also a G-rated version of this design available. *this design looks best on light blue. It won’t show up well on black, white, or other dark colors.

Description: Save the whales - and their efforts to destroy yachts. There is also a PG13-rated version of this design available. *this design looks best on light blue. It won’t show up well on black, white, or other dark colors.

Description: Only because I’m such a big person, I can admit when all of you are wrong. *This design looks best on dark colors; it may not show up well on some lighter colors.

Description: Show off your best smile, frown, or tongue waggle with this design!

Description: It’s amazing how the most advanced technology makes things so much worse. *this design looks best on dark colors. It won’t show up well on lighter colors.

Description: In the olden days, we only needed a t-shirt complaining about billionaires. Now we need one about trillionaires too. *because of the dark text this design looks best on lighter colored shirts. Parts of this design may not be visible on dark colors.

Description: If you say it the way the British say it, it rhymes.

Description: If you were lucky enough to attend the 1992 carpet-scooting world championship in Orlando, FL, then you know just how exciting it was. *this design has a distressed appearance.

Description: If you were lucky enough to attend the 1992 carpet-scooting world championship in Orlando, FL, then you know just how exciting it was. *this design has a distressed appearance.

Description: This design is great for both young and old animal lovers - especially those who enjoy giving cute nicknames to their wild neighbors. North America has a diverse assortment of wild animals and this is a great introduction to some of them.

Description: I can’t say for sure that dogs can see ghosts, but if they can, they’re definitely asking them for treats. *this design is best on dark colors. Because the ghost and text are white, they won’t show up well on light colors.

Description: This design is great for both young and old animal lovers - especially those who enjoy giving cute nicknames to their wild neighbors. North America has a diverse assortment of wild animals and this is a great introduction to some of them.

Description: Rockefeller became the first American billionaire in 1916 and it’s all been going downhill since. *this design looks best on lighter colors. The secondary text will not show up well on dark colors.

Description: AI sucks. It steals from artists, uses tons of electricity, and is terrible for the planet.

Description: This marsupial is no platypus, he’s a badapus! *this design is ok on most colors, but better on lighter colors than darker ones.

Description: Show off your spooky side with this stylish anime design. There are 2 versions of this design - one with lighter skin and one with darker skin.

Description: Show off your spooky side with this stylish anime design. There are 2 versions of this design - one with lighter skin and one with darker skin.

Description: Show off your spooky side with this anime-inspired design.

Description: The general idea behind this design is to focus more on what’s inside than what’s outside.

Description: You love cats. You love art. What else do you need? *This design works ok on most colors, but looks best on darker colors.

Description: If you know what’s good for you… *this design looks best on light colored shirts. Because it has black text and red text, those colors will be hard to see on dark shirts and red and orange shirts.

Description: It’s not actually a tramp stamp unless it’s from the trampagne region of France. *because this design is all black, it looks best on light colored shirts. It won’t show up on black or other dark colors.