WatershipBound

Description: This raccoon is a real thief. You know he’ll steal your trash, but he’ll catch you by surprise when he steals your heart.

Description: This started as a weird idea, became a rough sketch, was ignored because “it doesn’t work as a t-shirt,” and was finally brought back to life and sent out into the world.

Description: The movie is great, but this isn’t that. It’s a suggestion for dealing with current events.

Description: Nar-y’all the narwhal is the most country unicorn of the sea. *This design looks best on blue shirts/backgrounds.

Description: Support your local wildlife! Or else you might meet with an unfortunate wildlife-related accident… *this design is a little tricky to find the best colors with, so look at the different colors carefully before choosing a shirt.

Description: Do you love due process? You probably should. *this is the distressed version of this design. A clean version is available too.

Description: Do you love due process? You probably should.

Description: Just a happy little capybara swimming on your shirt. *I like this design best on light blue. Other colors can work, but are a bit hit-or-miss.

Description: Let the world know exactly what it’s like inside your head.

Description: This retro disco shirt will let everyone know you love to boogie.

Description: Just a friendly reminder that cats don’t like costumes. Even for Halloween.

Description: And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Description: Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Description: It’s probably a real quote.

Description: Just a cute design to let everyone know that the early bird has nothing on you.

Description: Sorry, ladies, I can’t help it. I grew up in a lagoon and I got that bog in me.

Description: Sometimes it’s awkward when celebrities meet for the first time…

Description: The ostrich knows.

Description: No one talks trash like ice cream cones talk trash.

Description: They don’t.

Description: There’s always a dude and he always makes it weird.

Description: It was an ok run while it lasted.

Description: At this point, what do we have to lose?

Description: Art for life!

Description: It’s well past time to do away with this group.

Description: It’s only a matter of time…

Description: It’s always a great day to fight fascism! *Even though the letters have a light outline, it’s fairly small, so I think this design looks best on lighter colored shirts.

Description: I get it. I sting, I’m translucent, I’ve got tendrils. But don’t be jelly.

Description: A few years ago the saying “catch flights not feelings” was popular. With RFKjr now in charge of health in The US, he has a different philosophy. *the germ shows up ok on most shirts, but pay attention to the text when choosing a color. It can get lost on certain colors.

Description: King of the beach!

Description: You’re crazy if you think we can afford echolocation in these challenging economic times.

Description: In every life we have some trouble, Slap those problems on the double! Don’t worry, Be slappy…

Description: Don’t let the tricksters fool you - this design would like great on you.

Description: Rep New York’s most haunted cafe with this Spectral Perk shirt.

Description: If you’re old enough to remember band t-shirts that look like this, then you’re old enough to appreciate acetaminophen.

Description: As the old saying goes…