Wash Day Merch
Vintage Spider-Man Brand New Day 2 sided Wash Shirt, Spider Man Comic Phone Case
by Sir Fee Hulk
$23
Description: Keep the cold drinks flowing and the patriotic laughs louder with this hilarious "I'm gonna need another beer to wash down this beer" design! Featuring a high-quality vintage layout where the bold word "BEER" is filled with the iconic red, white, and blue American flag stars and stripes pattern, complete with a rugged distressed texture. Flanked by two classic amber beer bottles sporting US flag labels, this sarcastic drinking quote is the ultimate outfit for 4th of July backyard BBQs, summer pool parties, camping trips, and tailgate drinking games. A perfect funny gift for dads, husbands, military veterans, and anyone who loves freedom, cold beer, and a bold laugh!
I Gonna Need Another Beer To Wash Down This Beer Funny Patriotic Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Memory Reboot
$35
Description: This laundry character turns a simple home chore into a soft and charming fantasy scene. The laundry theme is clear through the washing machine, basket of clothes, detergent bottle, and towel in hand. A large purple mushroom cap, striped purple overshirt, and calm expression give the character a gentle pixel-style identity. The mix of pastel tones, indoor details, and cozy clothing makes it feel playful and easy to love. Great for sticker fans, cozy homebody looks, laundry room decor, journals, laptops, or casual everyday accessories.
Description: Looking for a fresh take on Christian humor? This hilarious "I Will Wash Away Your Sins" design takes spiritual cleansing quite literally! Featuring Jesus giving a reassuring thumbs-up from inside a washing machine, complete with a bottle of "Purity" detergent and a "Sin Cleanse Cycle," this shirt is the ultimate laundry day attire. A perfect gag gift for pastors, church youth group leaders, or anyone who appreciates a good religious pun and clean humor!
Description: A textual composition overlaid on a vibrant, layered watercolor wash. The text reads 'IT'S A DON'T BEAU LET IT TIFUL GET AWAY DAY'. The watercolor features horizontal bands of blue, green, yellow, and red, with soft, blended edges and visible brush strokes. The lettering is in a bold, sans-serif font.
Description: "Hop in, patriots! This hilarious historical meme design parodies the famous 'Get in loser' quote, featuring a cool George Washington rocking sunglasses while steering his boat. Set against a beautiful vintage retro sunset backdrop, this graphic completely reimages the iconic Christmas night of 1776. Perfect for history buffs, teachers, students, and anyone who loves sarcastic patriotic humor. A fantastic gift idea for 4th of July, Independence Day, or just everyday retro streetwear!"
Description: Declare your day with a touch of wit with our 'Laundry Day' tee from the 'Day' series, capturing the humor and irony of this universally recognized but often underrated day. Embrace the simplicity and quirks of life with this hipster, hilarious shirt that turns the mundane into a personality statement. Here's a laundry joke for you: Why did the sock go to therapy? Because it had too many issues with its sole!
Description: Embrace the spirit of Día de los Muertos with this intricately designed linocut-style tribute featuring La Muerte as the Virgin Mary. This sacred and powerful image is enhanced by the phrase '¡Lávate las manos!'—a humorous yet respectful nod to tradition and modern hygiene. Perfect for those who appreciate cultural art with a twist.
