Absurd Bags
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Make it make sense." Because these days there are too many things that are just batsh*t insane. WTF is going on? Can you explain it to me?
"Make it make sense." in plain white letters - cos this is truly the stupidest timeline Bag
by TheBestWords
$19 $24
At This Point, If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods, I’d Just Go Bag
by kaden.nysti
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.
"At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." in plain white letters - nothing left to lose Bag
by TheBestWords
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised". Some of us are literal. And we have teeth. Just stay away.
"don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised" in plain white letters Bag
by TheBestWords
$19 $24
Description: Oscar Wilde portrait art and quote: It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Oscar Wilde and Bosie Douglas portrait and quote: “It is absurd to divide people into good and bad...” Bag
by artbleed2
$19 $24
Description: No, that's not a typo at the end of your email - "please hesitate to contact me". I hope this email finds you. Or not. Just leave me alone; we're all exhausted.
"please hesitate to contact me" in plain white letters, cos leave me alone Bag
by TheBestWords
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Please save your questions until the end." The end of the day? The end of the universe? Only you get to decide but basically, no questions. Leave me alone.
Please save your questions until the end (white typewriter text) Bag
by PlanetSnark
$19 $24
Description: Who ate all the p*ssy? An offensive quote that plays on bold double meaning and cheeky humor. This edgy line leans into provocative wordplay and shock value that makes people do a double take. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys offensive humor and clever jokes, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go Bag
by ciyoriy
$19 $24
Description: A surreal food humor design featuring pizza and the phrase “If I Had Feelings, They’d Only Be For Pizza.” Perfect for pizza lovers, meme collectors, and fans of absurd emotional humor tied to comfort food obsession.
Funny Pizza | If I Had Feelings Meme Tee | Food Love Humor Graphic | Pizza Lover Joke | Absurd Sad Meme Design Bag
by rayraynoire
$19 $24
Description: Does Aunty Barb have "Live Laugh Love" in her kitchen? "Die Cry Hate" is a little strong as a response but this alternative is the right amount of absurd. Everyone loves luchadors. Maybe even Aunty Barb.
Alternative Cliches: Live Laugh Luchador (orange and pink) Bag
by PlanetSnark
$19 $24