Absurd Hats
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Please save your questions until the end." The end of the day? The end of the universe? Only you get to decide but basically, no questions. Leave me alone.
Please save your questions until the end (white typewriter text) Hat
by PlanetSnark
$18 $23
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "potato". Humor of the absurd for the win! Which potato are you? The couch variety? Or maybe a Hasselback?
"potato" in plain white letters - absurd and self-deprecating humor or Dali-esque art statement? Hat
by TheBestWords
$18 $23
At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go Hat
by ciyoriy
$18 $23
At This Point, If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods, I’d Just Go Hat
by kaden.nysti
$18 $23
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.
"At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." in plain white letters - nothing left to lose Hat
by TheBestWords
$18 $23
Description: Does Aunty Barb have "Live Laugh Love" in her kitchen? "Die Cry Hate" is a little strong as a response but this alternative is the right amount of absurd. Everyone loves luchadors. Maybe even Aunty Barb.
Alternative Cliches: Live Laugh Luchador (orange and pink) Hat
by PlanetSnark
$18 $23
Description: SO READY FOR THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES + Festivus pole. We need little anti-advent calendars to help us count down to Festivus. Maybe with a tiny liquor bottle behind each door. And then feats of strength. Also available in black.
SO READY FOR THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES + Festivus Pole (white) Hat
by PlanetSnark
$18 $23
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