Absurd Crewneck Sweatshirts

Simple white letters on black background: "eccentric recluse". Are you Gloria Swanson or Howard Hughes at heart? Prefer to be pacing around your deserted Beverly Hills mansion, drink in hand, than out and about? Yeah, thought so.

Spoiler Alert - Life is meaningless and everyone dies

An homage to sporks ... in pop-art style!

It's funny because a werewolf is obviously trouble, haha.

Who doesn't adore a pudgy dragon celebrating his 10th birthday with a trike ride? Now the question is, does a dragon blow out the candle or light it with a breath of fire?

Holy Moly, cute quirky cat with psychedelic retro 3D glasses. Black and white weird kitten photo with pop of color. 90s cats pattern. Pop surrealism, vintage ad vibes. Silly absurd funky pop art collage by MsGonzalez

This is a cool logo for a tiny comic book I made.

doctrine that we live in an irrational universe

"Immerse yourself in the whimsy of Dadaistic art with this captivating pattern design. Explore its avant-garde essence and playful abstraction. Capture the essence of childhood creativity with this delightful pattern inspired by children's drawings. Embrace its innocence and imaginative strokes. "

Adapted From Paul Klee's In Angel’s Care (In Engelshut) Watercolor and ink on paper, Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York Public Domain

The Chicken - Medieval Graphic: Is this a cockatrice or a harpy? Or neither? Great for fans of fantasy, myth, monsters, and the absurd.

Absurdism Rocks the World

Even in the darkest hours, you can still smell the flowers. Never stop living until you're dead.

Adapted From Paul Klee's Her Todd (Mr. Death) Bauhaus puppets Photo by Dominique Uldry CC BY-SA 4.0

All of our products are printed on top quality materiel in a state-of-the-art facility. We take pride in delivering an amazing product that you will show off proudly for years to come. Our mission is to bring you the coolest designs at the lowest prices. This shirt is the best gift that will allow you to express yourself to the world.

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Best decision ever!

Welcome To The Shit Show gift idea.

Samuel Becket was an Irish playwright and novelist who pushed the boundaries of modernism in literature. Best known for his play Waiting for Godot, Becket is a writer of deep wisdom delivered through a minimalist style, dark humor, and absurd situations.

A sad goldfish in a fishbowl under an umbrella in the rain

The famed sculptor Eustachius poses proudly alongside his new work titled Tube, an avant-garde self-portrait that has caused great controversy among the audience at its most recent exhibition.

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Simple white letters on black background: "hermit". Some of us just aren't people people. Maybe you prefer your couch to a bar and your TV to a conversation partner. You might be a hermit. Embrace it.

Bobobo don patch anime funny manga

Trapped In My Flesh Prison

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No Way Back

Simple white letters on black background: "my back hurts". Some days it's because you did too much; some days you just slept wrong! Why can't we all go on being young and invincible forever?

Simple white letters on black background: "Not a team player." Teams are overrated, and team-building activities are purgatory. Introverts and the generally anti social unite.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'm not a robot". Can you click on all the crosswalks and mountains and bridges and chimneys? Congrats, AI won't get you. Today.

A family portrait that defies conventional explanation

Ob Sartre oder Adorno, Hauptsache Italien

Let's face it even at a small, kittens are still capable of a lot of destruction, but can you imagine if one of them was 3 stories tall - Attack of the 50 Foot Kitten - in theaters this fall! It's a great shirt for lovers of campy, 50s horror films, cats, and just general absurd vibes.

Drawn by Loverdale

Drawn by Loverdale