Absurd Crewneck Sweatshirts

A bunch of bullshit, plainly speaking, but rather funny. If you try to understand it, perhaps you will get wiser.... Text courtesy of JA.

This vintage retro styled design contains the illustration of a laughing rhubarb between the saying: I Grow Rhubarb In Absurd Amounts For Fun.

Simple white letters on black background: "I got here as soon as I wanted to." Sometimes people are just too much. For the socially awkward and anxious among us. Introverts and ambiverts unite! In a field somewhere! And don't talk to each other!

Simple white letters on black background: "Es ist mir Wurst." German slang for "I don't care"; aka "Es ist mir egal". When you just couldn't care any less, and you don't care who knows it.

This vintage retro styled design contains the illustration of a laughing pepper plant between the saying: I Grow Peppers In Absurd Amounts For Fun.

Simple white letters on black background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.. Tenniel's illustration to the opening stanza of Carroll's Jaberwocky. (More designs like this in The Blue Box)

For people who strive for domination, or for people who just love pigeons in general. (Maybe both?)

Simple white letters on black background: "Nope." Because sometimes, no matter what the question is, the answer is NO.

Life Is Meaningless / Cute Nihilism Design

Simple white letters on black background: "Please clap." It's been a few years since Jeb! had this plaintive request, but sometimes you just need a bit of applause to get you through the day. Don't judge, just clap.

Simple white letters on black background: "Going through the motions." If you're exhausted you're completely normal. It's been a helluva time. You're doing fine. Keep going.

The Yuletide Yeti braves the howling northern winds to spread merriment and cheer during the winter solstice to those who truly believe (in him).

The horrors are never ending yet I remain....... SILLY

Just a fish smoking a cigarette.

Illustration

sartre quote: l'enfer, c'est les autres

Blue (Red) It's blue, but it's red.

Orange (Teal) It's Orange, but it's Teal.

Red (Green) It's Red, but it's Green.

Didn't you know? Helicopters are born as frogs.

Simple white letters on black background: "What now?!" Are you just waiting for the next crisis? A pandemic, an insurrection, a polar vortex, a zombie invasion? This is for you. With feeling.

Simple white letters on black background: "I wish you well". You might mean this for real, or maybe it's the equivalent of "bless your heart" for the dude who ran into you on the ski slopes and now wants to sue you.

"Luddite" in black Gothic letters, similar to antique blackletter font styles, to really look the part. If you'd prefer a steam engine and a pedal-powered phone, this is for you. Also available in white.

A portrait of a sloth having a blast at a rave.

Simple white letters on black background: "I lost half a day of skiing". Sometimes it's hard to explain the consequences of your ski slope accident in court without sounding absurd but at least we got memes out of it, right? I wish you well.

White letters on black: "Luddite". Gothic letters, similar to antique blackletter styles, to really look the part. If you'd prefer a steam engine and a pedal-powered phone, this is for you.

Simple white letters on black background: "recluse". Some of us were practicing our social distancing way before the pandemic came along, and some of us don't want to give up all our alone time. Sounds good to me.

Insectum Phasma

Grotesque #102 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

Simple white letters on black background: "a little miffed". When you're British and HIGHLY ANNOYED but this is all you can manage out loud.

Drawn by Loverdale

This design is of a screw throw a ball and the words screw ball around the edges. The whole design has been filtered with a ripple effect.

A woman dives into a bathtub

Simple white letters on black background: "I want to be invited, but I don't want to go." Ah, the introvert's endless conundrum: We want to feel loved, but we don't actually want to GO anywhere. Invite me, but let me stay home!