Bags
Description: Because it's not ok to kidnap people & wage war on your own citizens. Or have your loyalists destroy science, USAID, the VA, DEI, etc, etc, etc.
No Kings Bag
$24
Description: Look, it's *cough---a Republican senator eyeing the vulnerable populations he just cut vital services from* I mean... death.
Scythe Eye Bag
$24
Toupee!! Bag
$24
Description: Dear thinker, may your thoughts flow effortlessly and abundantly like the long locks of a glorious mullet.
Mullet Over Bag
$24
Description: Because real men don't always look like this! Forget gender roles & be yourself!
Real Man! Bag
$24
Eye Contact Bag
$24
Description: Ever feel like you're moving in slow motion towards your life goals? Maybe like this sloth, slow & steady wins the race!
Going Places Bag
$24
Faun-Tastic! Bag
$24
Blockhead Bag
$24
Description: Get your body moving vicariously through this dancer, whether you dance or not!
Dance Bag
$24
Description: Witness the horror of a family secret... coupled with the shame of chronic indecisiveness! Chilling, indeed!
Bear Wolf! Bag
$24
Mad Witch Bag
$24
Extra Bag
$24
Eagle Bag
$24
Um...No. Bag
$24