Socks
Description: Because it's not ok to kidnap people & wage war on your own citizens. Or have your loyalists destroy science, USAID, the VA, DEI, etc, etc, etc.
No Kings Socks
$20
Description: Look, it's *cough---a Republican senator eyeing the vulnerable populations he just cut vital services from* I mean... death.
Scythe Eye Socks
$20
Toupee!! Socks
$20
Description: Because real men don't always look like this! Forget gender roles & be yourself!
Real Man! Socks
$20
Basic Socks
$20
Caribou Socks
$20
Blockhead Socks
$20
Description: Get your body moving vicariously through this dancer, whether you dance or not!
Dance Socks
$20
Description: Witness the horror of a family secret... coupled with the shame of chronic indecisiveness! Chilling, indeed!
Bear Wolf! Socks
$20
Mad Witch Socks
$20
Extra Socks
$20