Mugs
Description: Because it's not ok to kidnap people & wage war on your own citizens. Or have your loyalists destroy science, USAID, the VA, DEI, etc, etc, etc.
No Kings Mug
$18
Description: Look, it's *cough---a Republican senator eyeing the vulnerable populations he just cut vital services from* I mean... death.
Scythe Eye Mug
$18
Toupee!! Mug
$18
Description: Dear thinker, may your thoughts flow effortlessly and abundantly like the long locks of a glorious mullet.
Mullet Over Mug
$18
Description: Because real men don't always look like this! Forget gender roles & be yourself!
Real Man! Mug
$18
Eye Contact Mug
$18
Description: Ever feel like you're moving in slow motion towards your life goals? Maybe like this sloth, slow & steady wins the race!
Going Places Mug
$18
Faun-Tastic! Mug
$18
Basic Mug
$18
Caribou Mug
$18
Blockhead Mug
$18
Scaredy Cat Mug
$18
Description: Get your body moving vicariously through this dancer, whether you dance or not!
Dance Mug
$18
Description: Witness the horror of a family secret... coupled with the shame of chronic indecisiveness! Chilling, indeed!
Bear Wolf! Mug
$18
Mad Witch Mug
$18
Extra Mug
$18