captainhuzzah

Description: Because what we need right now is to see a capybara driving a car.

Description: Because it's not ok to kidnap people & wage war on your own citizens. Or have your loyalists destroy science, USAID, the VA, DEI, etc, etc, etc.

Description: Look, it's *cough---a Republican senator eyeing the vulnerable populations he just cut vital services from* I mean... death.

Description: Even vegans & vegetarians get tired of the same old same old! Sometimes you have to have a hard reset!

Description: When fencing gets punny! Guy had some bald luck...

Description: Dear thinker, may your thoughts flow effortlessly and abundantly like the long locks of a glorious mullet.

Description: When you're going through life chronically tired, all you can do is your best! Even dragons drag their feet sometimes!

Description: Because real men don't always look like this! Forget gender roles & be yourself!

Description: Why have a sad bod when you can have a dad bod? Body positivity for the win!

Description: Does eye contact ever feel alien to you? You're not alone!

Description: Beware the unfiltered horror that comes from a bad emotional place!

Description: Ever feel like you're moving in slow motion towards your life goals? Maybe like this sloth, slow & steady wins the race!

Description: When life makes you bald, remember that bald is beautiful!

Description: Channel your inner hippie and find those positive vibes with this retro, 70's style design! Calm in the chaos!

Description: Take after this inspirational pirate and meet the day with a kick-arrse attitude!

Description: When your inner coffee monster really needs some coffee!

Description: A cute, dancing night owl, for us creative folks who get our inspiration and energy after dark!

Description: If you ignore the elephant in the room, he takes over. And disco dances.

Description: A fantastic... or faun-tastic... design for nature and fantasy lovers!

Description: Say hello to the single-celled amoeba, the original 'basic' fella!

Description: When shaving doesn't help for long! For those scruffy folks who always seem to need a shave!

Description: A caribou for the animal lover!

Description: A motivational pirate to help you get stuff done!

Description: Name-calling isn't cool, even if it fits! He's NOT a blockhead!

Description: In a WORLD... that doesn't make sense... ONE cat exclaims... 'WTF'!?

Description: Get your body moving vicariously through this dancer, whether you dance or not!

Description: Feel awkward in social situations? Like a fish out of water? Then this 'awkward hi' design is for you!

Description: Sure, Alligator Alcatraz is inhumane, but maybe it will go out with a big show. After all, it's all about making good television, no matter who it hurts, right?

Description: What does the ogre say when he's cranky?

Description: Witness the horror of a family secret... coupled with the shame of chronic indecisiveness! Chilling, indeed!

Description: This odd baby superhero packs quite a punch! Gotta protect that beard!

Description: Even an undead zombie can be the life of the party!

Description: When you need a touch of madness to get through your day!

Description: Earth isn't theirs... but it WILL be! Alien gangsters on the loose!

Description: You're not 'extra'... this guy is!

Description: A little comradery from a vampire when you feel down in the dumps. You really don't suck, though! Promise!