Hats
Description: Because it's not ok to kidnap people & wage war on your own citizens. Or have your loyalists destroy science, USAID, the VA, DEI, etc, etc, etc.
No Kings Hat
$19
Description: Look, it's *cough---a Republican senator eyeing the vulnerable populations he just cut vital services from* I mean... death.
Scythe Eye Hat
$19
Toupee!! Hat
$19
Description: Dear thinker, may your thoughts flow effortlessly and abundantly like the long locks of a glorious mullet.
Mullet Over Hat
$19
Description: Because real men don't always look like this! Forget gender roles & be yourself!
Real Man! Hat
$19
Eye Contact Hat
$19
Description: Ever feel like you're moving in slow motion towards your life goals? Maybe like this sloth, slow & steady wins the race!
Going Places Hat
$19
Faun-Tastic! Hat
$19
Basic Hat
$19
Caribou Hat
$19
Blockhead Hat
$19
Scaredy Cat Hat
$19
Description: Get your body moving vicariously through this dancer, whether you dance or not!
Dance Hat
$19
Description: Witness the horror of a family secret... coupled with the shame of chronic indecisiveness! Chilling, indeed!
Bear Wolf! Hat
$19
Mad Witch Hat
$19
Extra Hat
$19