Chestify

This place sucks. Designed for snarky, sarcastic types who like to say it like it is.

It is alleged that members of the legal fraternity will nod and wink as you saunter past, they could be a lawyer, barrister or solicitor but we're not sure ... best to seek more legal advice.

To whom it may concern, We hope this design finds you well, we are currently out of office and have no plans of returning in the near or distant future. Thank you. Kind regards, chestify.

Silent but friendly. For the kind hearted introvert.

"Ackchyually, this meme has several variations during it's life on the internet and is now a part of nerd culture. The incorrect spelling emphasises the comical pronunciation of the word. Remember, the internet does not trust a thing you have to say."

Oh my days. Surprise, but with a deadpan delivery. For the seriously funny.

... but that's none of my business. *sips tea*

Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow. A saying for either the poorly motivated, or the insanely smart, we're never sure which. Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

Adulting - it's expensive. So I can't adult today, or any other day for that matter. Can I get a refund?

I'd rather be gaming. A design for gamer introverts, you're awesome. Whether it's consoles, PC Gaming, mobile or multi-platform, this could be the perfect thing for video game lovers, gamers and players.

Shhhh... Nobody cares. An honest but funny slogan design.

Intellectual (Non-practicing). I can't brain today. I am in the empty void of non-thinking bliss.

Stand back. I'll do it myself. If I want it done right, I'll do it myself!

Multiple undiagnosed medical conditions. I did some internet searching, it wasn't pretty.

The less I know the better. Ignorance is bliss.

Why go big when I can just go home, it's so nice there.

I'm such a social piranha.

Elder millennial. If you know how to use a dial phone, but communicate mostly through memes on Snapchat. This is you.

I'm kind of a big deal. It's a humble brag for the modest ego.

Smash the Patriarchy.

I don't complain. I wine. For wine lovers. In vino veritas.

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am out of bed. I have better things do, like nap.

Bring me coffee and nobody gets hurt. NOW.

Hang on. Let me overshare this.

This meeting could have been an email.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

World's okayest mom.

World's okayest mum.

I don't know. I just got here.

I love running ... from my responsibilities.

Don't tell me to smile. This is my happy face. Ha. ha.

I love running ... from my problems.

Vaxxed.

Emotional baggage. Carry it with you, share it around.

Everything going down in flames? This is fine.

I'm not here.