Crewneck Sweatshirts by Chestify

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It wasn't me.

Tags: funny, funny saying, funny slogan, humour, i didnt do it

It wasn't me. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

Not lazy. Just conserving energy. Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Not lazy. Just conserving energy. Work smarter, not harder.

Tags: conserving energy, dead pan, dry humour, funny, funny saying

Not lazy. Just conserving energy. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

Me sarcastic? Never. Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Me sarcastic? Never.

Tags: dead pan, deadpan, dry humour, dry wit, funny saying

Me sarcastic? Never. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake. Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake. I shall return to my preferred sleeping schedule shortly.

Tags: awake, circumstances, funny, funny saying, humour

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

This human does not support social interaction. Crewneck Sweatshirt

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This human does not support social interaction.

Tags: anti social, awkward, coder, developer, dry humoour

This human does not support social interaction. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

Social interaction not supported. Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Social interaction not supported.

Tags: developer, coder, awkward, error message, coding

Social interaction not supported. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Crewneck Sweatshirt

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We're pretty sure this won't hold up in a court of law, but otherwise it should work a treat.

Tags: cheeky, dead pan, defense, funny, funny saying

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come. Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come. For introverts, you're awesome.

Tags: antisocial, apologies, deadpan, funny quote, funny saying

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

Masking for a friend Crewneck Sweatshirt

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What are you doing? Masking for a friend.

Tags: social di, calm, life, empathy, quarantine

Masking for a friend Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

Best time to call me is never Crewneck Sweatshirt

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If you would like to call me, don't.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, awkward, humor, introverted

Best time to call me is never Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

Kindness costs nothing. Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Kindness costs nothing.

Tags: coronavirus, life, social distancing, flu, be safe

Kindness costs nothing. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

Social distancing before it was cool. Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Social distancing before it was cool. For the original introverts.

Tags: intoverts, introvert, introverted, socially awkward, socially awkward humor

Social distancing before it was cool. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

Be calm. Be kind. Be clean. Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Be calm. Be kind. Be clean.

Tags: coronavirus, love, quarantine, covid 19, be clean

Be calm. Be kind. Be clean. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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Socially distant. For introverts, and flatteners of curves.

Tags: introvert, awkward, anxious, anxiety, distant

Socially distant. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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Thanks, I hate it. A passive aggressive design for the discerning yet anti-social individual.

Tags: anti social, culture, funny saying, humor, i hate it

Thanks, I hate it. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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So funny.

Tags: dry humour, deadpan, unfunny, serious, humour

Funny Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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You've been warned.

Tags: sociopathy, sociopathic, high functioning sociopath

Sociopath Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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Ok thanks bye. That's short for Okay, thanks, bye ... ok ? Thanks bye!

Tags: kthnxbai, kthxbye, ok, okay, thanks

Ok thanks bye Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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Ok thanks bye. That's short for Okay, thanks, bye ... ok ? Thanks bye!

Tags: bye, thanks, ok, okay, kthxbye

kthnxbye Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

Damaged beyond repair. Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Friendly warning : Damaged beyond repair

Tags: funny, sad, baggage, emotional baggage, damaged

Damaged beyond repair. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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Booty.

Tags: butt, ass, hot, thick, thick girls

Booty Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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Thick.

Tags: thickness, ass, body positive, thick girls, thick thighs

Thick Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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I quit. A t-shirt for quitters.

Tags: resigned, motivational, quitter, quit, done

I Quit Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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Quitter.

Tags: recovery, i quit, quit, 12 steps, motivation

Quitter Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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Problem Child.

Tags: problem, child, rebel, favorite, family

Problem Child Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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The Chosen One

Tags: favorite, family, chosen one, chosen

The Chosen One Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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Golden Child.

Tags: family, child, golden

Golden Child Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

Perfection is boring Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Perfection is boring.

Tags: boring, perfection

Perfection is boring Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

I have no idea what I'm doing. Crewneck Sweatshirt

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I have no idea what I'm doing. Do you?

Tags: adulting, adulting is hard, funny, no idea, no idea what im doing

I have no idea what I'm doing. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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Lost. A shirt for the lost.

Tags: socially awkward, introvert, philosopher

Lost Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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This is shirt that says pants.

Tags: cheeky, no pants, pants off, funny

Pants Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

All panic. No disco. Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Keep calm and what ?! Nope. I'm all panic and no disco.

Tags: anxiety, awkward, disco, funny, introvert

All panic. No disco. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

I'm all panic and no disco. Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Keep calm and what ?! Nope. I'm all panic and no disco.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, awkward, disco, funny

I'm all panic and no disco. Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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Nope. Never.

Tags: nope, nah, no thanks, lazy, no

Never Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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I'm tired. Is it nap time yet?

Tags: tired af, tired as a mother, nap, humor

This is a t-shirt that says going outside is highly overrated, I mean have you seen what's going out there? It's so peopley! And there's that really bright hot thing shining down on you and sometimes water can just fall from the sky! For indoor types, introverts, the socially awkward and the mildly anxious. Some of the finest folk in the world.

Tags: shy, anxiety, anti social, introverts, peopley

Going outside is highly overrated Crewneck Sweatshirt

$38 $30

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