Chestify

The perfect party shirt.

I came. I saw. I left early. I had some very important binge watching to do at home, in bed and without pants.

Wear this an Santa might believe you. But I doubt it.

Oh well, whatever. Nevermind.

Ew, people. They're just so ... peopley.

Choose kind.

Ew. People.

Is it Christmas already? Bah humbug.

That's basic.

A shirt for the average.

Just be chill.

Heading to an Ugly Sweater party this festive season? This is the Ugly Sweater shirt for you! Perfect for Christmas time gatherings and events.

Underwhelmed, apathetic and generally bored. Meh.

This shirt says Halloween Costume. Your Halloween is now sorted. You're welcome.

Inspired by the #MeToo campaign.

Inspired by the #metoo campaign.

This t-shirt displays the word YES in bold distressed typography. If the answer is YES, this is the tee for you!

Just say no. A shirt that says the word no.

This t-shirt features the word life in bold, simple letters. Wear this shirt and hand out lemons.

He's the president ! Sad !

tl:dr Too long didn't read. It was probably boring anyway. Chestify Tees, use your chest to testify.

Nope.

What in tarnation is goin on here folks ?!

For folks to read aloud ! 'I am a pee ness!'

Is it your birthday? Wear this t-shirt.

Swag, You either have it or you don't. This t-shirt is not going to help either way.

For the basic bitch.

Too busy reading, go away.

Who wants to be nice when you can be Naughty ?

No pants are the best pants, everyone know this, some are afraid to say it, except you. Note : you can wear this shirt with pants, but it will be most effective when you aren't.

Pow! Mind blown.

This is an Ugly Christmas Sweater because it says that it is. Wear it this festive season to impress your colleagues, friends and family. Perfect for that Ugly Christmas Seater work or family event.

Be cool, use an air conditioner.

Fragile, delicate and easily offended ? No, actually I'm a badass and this shirt is designed to be worn in irony, wry and sardonic irony.

Silence is golden, so shut up. Thank you.

I'm bored.