Chestify

Keep calm and what ?! Nope. I'm all panic and no disco.

Keep calm and what ?! Nope. I'm all panic and no disco.

Nope. Never.

I'm tired. Is it nap time yet?

This is a t-shirt that says going outside is highly overrated, I mean have you seen what's going out there? It's so peopley! And there's that really bright hot thing shining down on you and sometimes water can just fall from the sky! For indoor types, introverts, the socially awkward and the mildly anxious. Some of the finest folk in the world.

Never let go of your dreams. Stay in bed. Inspired words to live by.

Make Mistakes.

Are you from a Shithole Country too? Are you proud to be a Shitholer? Let everyone know!

Are you like, really smart and a very stable genius? You need to remind everyone, often, like bigly often - otherwise how are they to know ?

Are you like, really smart and a very stable genius? You need to remind everyone, often, like bigly often - otherwise how are they to know ?

Existential Dread

I'm bored.

Boring.

Dear Naps, Sorry I was a jerk to you as a kid.

Can't touch this.

I paused my game for this?

I'm a Social Vegan. I avoid meet. For introverts.

Be Fake News .

No touch touchy.

I could keep calm and carry on but I don't want too.

I can't remember what I forgot to forget ... wait what ?

Now's your chance to be the Hall Monitor you always wanted to be - live the dream people! Wear the t-shirt and find a hall, preferably one you own or are allowed to use, otherwise it's trespassing, possibly break and enter.

Pre-empt general annoyance by wearing this can you not t-shirt.

No. Not doing that. Dead Inside. A dead inside shirt for the apathetic, the morose, the forlorn and the emotionally detached.

You're a Geek. Be proud.

You're a Nerd. Be proud of it.

Today has been cancelled shirt, for those days when you'd rather just stay in bed. Cancel today, it can wait till tomorrow.

Staying in on a Friday night? Missing that party for a good book? You're born to be mild and you're AWESOME.

Apathy. It's a gift. No sure who from but who cares ? I don't.

Christmas is here. This is a festive shirt for the season, but not too festive. Let's say it's festive enough. Ho. Ho. Ho.

Hungry? Get stuffed!

Because you're a weirdo, here's your weirdo shirt! Suitable for the odd, the strange, the introverts, the aspies, the socially awkward and the freaks, the best people in the world!

This is a strange t-shirt. It's designed for the strange, the weird, the freaks, the aspies, the awkward, the odd, the finest folk in the world ! A great gift idea for the strange person in your life, or for you, weirdo.

I'd run through a ring of fire to wear a tshirt as great as this one.

It is your birthday. Gift this t-shirt and the wearer will celebrate their birthday in this t-shirt. They will have such fun.

Wearing this t-shirt will not make you Zombie, you'll need an expert in Voodoo or become infected with a nasty virus for that to happen. Still, this makes for a quick and easy costume idea or perhaps a gift for someone who'd rather be gaming than sleep.