Deep Cut

Description: Not sorry, was I not supposed to be also confident just bc I am also autistic? lol.

Description: Are you queer? are you a queen? just one letter off...

Description: ok I lied. Kinda. I mean, either you get the purple or none at all. People who love purple know what I mean. Anyway.... Wear this for the show or wear it because you want others to stay tf away from you. Stay safe out there, folks. ....also the other products? Like a hot periwinkle. Is it blue? Is it purple? No one knows!

Description: Actually, no one was alive back then, so no one knows how it was spelled or said.... lol

Description: Just don't put this on an unwilling Cow, okay?

Description: I need you to settle down, buddy... Sounds like you need a healthy dose of perspective...

Description: In a thousand years, I'll get right on that!

Description: Scooty Sr. knows what's up... no bad things for him. Non smoking, works out... Obviously, he's grown as a character.

Description: I have GOT to get me one of these! (Tangled, Rapunzel Disney movie 2009)..... ALSO A GREAT SHIRT FOR QUARANTINE!!!

Description: ....furthermore, how do you define power? Money? Influence? I would define power by the trust others have in me. Even strangers trust one another to uphold the peace around them.

Description: That one newscast feature... I decided to make the wreath more... "life-like."

Description: Have you been naughty? Or have you been nAuGhTy??

Description: So back in the 1920s, rich people used to eat mummified remains as a laugh... at parties. So... futurama played off that notion in this bit... and I played off their notion and created this shirt. I don't really make a lot of money off these shirts, btw. I'm a millennial... I basically use this income to help those in need... struggling artist friend. Donate to my local needs shelter. Planned Parenthood. It's really funny that Futurama fans lean right... y'all never understood the subtext of the show, didjya?

Description: a television show about a police detective who has no supernatural abilities and as such is forced to solve crimes by simply investigating them.

Description: ...There's an Irish Pub in every city...in every century...

Description: That Irish Pub in every city... might as well be James Joyce...

Description: I might be a little obsessed with this concept. It sparked everything...

Description: Fry found the magic words to show Leela what she really means to him as he almost sacrificed himself for her oxygen tank.... low and behold. ...EUGENEANDJONNIE steal designs!!

Description: There's this obscure ad on a billboard during the theme and I made it into a tshirt. Also, if you didn't read the title of this shirt like Igner in your head, you're not a true fan. EUGENEANDJONNIE STEAL DESIGNS!!

Description: When Leela throws a shipment of kernels into a solar system and it veers off course closer to its sun and it explodes?! ....this is that.

Description: ...if you figure THIS one out *without* looking at the tags, I would be very impressed....

Description: Don't drink me!

Description: The only cotton candy found at Luna Park!!

Description: Look, I'm not saying it's my job... but... It's my job. lol. Amazon sux but.

Description: That time Leela tried Hereme's job

Description: *disclaimer, this is a reference to a show. It is NOT to be used as a law enforcement officer in today's reality...but it might be poking fun a little bit at the government**

Description: DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY!! ...**disclaimer, this is a reference to a show. It is NOT to be used as a law enforcement officer in today's reality...but it might be poking fun a little bit at the government**

Description: ...THE VERY IDEA!!

Description: "if you do too much people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope… when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"

Description: Hey what crazy thing are you guys yelling about?

Description: one of those movies from "season six"..... heavy on those quote marks. lol. if you know you know....

Description: "There, that'll convert tailgaters."

Description: Don't worry, I already know I'm going straight to hell. "STRAIGHT TO HELL!!"

Description: You really don't cook enough roast, Leela.... EUGENEANDJONNIE STEAL DESIGNS!!

Description: Super King to the rescue!!

Description: Guard these with Your LIFE!!