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Cartoonist and writer of comics, amongst other things.
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Anti-AI Content Bag
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Description: This wasn't generated by AI. That's probably clear. But as a writer and artist, I will say to you now: pushbutton creativity isn't worth a damn. Learn and love a craft.

Tags: anti ai, artificial intelligence, humor

Anti-AI Content Bag

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THUNDERGOAT! Bag
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Description: This is inspired by the legend of the goat on a famed roller coaster. Keep your eyes on it!

Tags: disneyland, goat, rollercoaster

THUNDERGOAT! Bag

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What The King Hated (Red Lettering) Bag
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Description: Jack Kirby hated Nazis, and you can share that with the world.

Tags: anti nazi, jack kirby

What The King Hated (Red Lettering) Bag

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What The King Hated (White Lettering) Bag
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Description: Let everyone know Jack's thoughts on Nazis.

Tags: anti nazi, jack kirby

What The King Hated (White Lettering) Bag

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May The 5th Be Whiskey Bag
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Description: Just one more way to celebrate May 5th, puns, pop culture, and responsible sipping, for those drinkers without a Cinco de Mayo celebration nearby, May the Fifth be...

Tags: alcohol, drinking, fifth, humorous, may the fourth be with you

May The 5th Be Whiskey Bag

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Quit Whining About Spoilers, v1.0 Bag
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Description: Just something I think about a lot these days.

Tags: audience, complaints, gag, joke, pop culture

Quit Whining About Spoilers, v1.0 Bag

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You Know What's In The Air? Not Spring Bag
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Description: This is the most true thing you'll read today. Especially if you have seasonal allergies.

Tags: allergies, flowers, humor, itch, joke

You Know What's In The Air? Not Spring Bag

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A State of Purple Bag
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Description: A tribute to the fashion of a Minnesota legend.

Tags: prince, purple rain, chanhassen, purple, state

A State of Purple Bag

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Play it right: DUCK DUCK GRAY DUCK! Bag
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Description: If you come from Minnesota, you understand what we're talking about here: the game of Duck, Duck, Gray Duck. Educate the ignorant.

Tags: minnesota, duck, gray duck, game, culture

Play it right: DUCK DUCK GRAY DUCK! Bag

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An Homage To The Ultimate Hip Guy Bag
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Description: Let folks know up front what happens if they try to harsh your mellow and/or get in your way.

Tags: marvel, movies, parody, spider man, superheroes

An Homage To The Ultimate Hip Guy Bag

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Dapper Fella Bag
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Description: He's on the case. He'll find the killer.

Tags: anthropomorphic, humor, funny, pitbull, derby

Dapper Fella Bag

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That Welsh Ghost Horse Christmas Rap Battle Thing Bag
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Description: Look up the legend/tradition of the Mari Lwyd. That's all I'm gonna tell ya. Then grab this shirt because it's more comfortable than dressing up with a horse skull.

Tags: tradition, horse, weird, beer, christmas
REWIND IF YOU'RE KIND Bag
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Description: Were you that guy (or gal) who just couldn't be bothered? No one can hurt you now for admitting it. Share your secret evil with the world.

Tags: blockbuster, humor, movie, retro, rewind

REWIND IF YOU'RE KIND Bag

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Jackie Daytona Believes in YOU Bag
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Description: The reassurance we all need in these dark days.

Tags: jackie daytona, humor

Jackie Daytona Believes in YOU Bag

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YEET ME TO THE MOON Bag
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Description: This is how I feel about living in this, the year 2020.

Tags: fun, humor, yeeted, moon, frustration

YEET ME TO THE MOON Bag

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PURPLE RAPTOR Bag
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Description: Dearly Beloved, there are really no words to describe this except the title. Purple Raptor.

Tags: raptor, jurassic world, prince, motorcycle, music

PURPLE RAPTOR Bag

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We Got All The Deets Bag
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Description: A portrait of a modern family with ghost woes.

Tags: cartoony, deetz, delia deetz, lydia deetz

We Got All The Deets Bag

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I HATE KETCHUP Bag
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Description: I can't hide the truth anymore. I hate ketchup. If you also hold a prejudice against that ubiquitous sauce made of sugar and tomatoes, the time to speak out is now.

Tags: food, ketchup, foodie, sauce, funny food

I HATE KETCHUP Bag

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UFF-DA Bag
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Description: The famous Minnesota State Word of 1000 uses.

Tags: uff da, minnesota, minnesota state, scandinavian, scandinavia

UFF-DA Bag

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GEEZ -- Don't Blow Up The Planet Bag
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Description: In the most upper-Midwestern way possible, I ask all of you, geez, don't blow up the planet, okay? Okay. Pass it on.

Tags: space, conservation, parody, climate change, planet

GEEZ -- Don't Blow Up The Planet Bag

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COMICS ARE FINE Bag
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Description: Do you read comic books? Do you love comic books? Then you know. They're fine. Don't believe anyone who tells you different. The stories? Fine. Art? Fine. The many genres and the love we have for them? All fine. Let people know where you stand: comics are fine!

Tags: comicbooks, graphic novels, love, positivity, indie

COMICS ARE FINE Bag

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NO HEADCANON HERE Bag
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Description: Fans love to add connections to their favorite stories. This shirt isn't about THAT kind of head canon. It's more for the folks that demand their head canon be officially and universally recognized or else. Take a chill pill, kids. (;

Tags: fandom, geekery, headcanon, meta, geek

NO HEADCANON HERE Bag

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DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS Bag
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Description: Advice we should all always follow.

Tags: advice, comments, comment threads, gag, sign

DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS Bag

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A Warning To Those Who Approach Bag
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Description: Some people have a tough time in social situations, be the introverts or otherwise. What better way to deal with that then by warning folks up front?

Tags: emotions, social anxiety, humor, awkwardness

A Warning To Those Who Approach Bag

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