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Cartoonist and writer of comics, amongst other things.
Minnesota, Not Too Distant Future

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Anti-AI Content Socks
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Description: This wasn't generated by AI. That's probably clear. But as a writer and artist, I will say to you now: pushbutton creativity isn't worth a damn. Learn and love a craft.

Tags: anti ai, artificial intelligence, humor
THUNDERGOAT! Socks
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Description: This is inspired by the legend of the goat on a famed roller coaster. Keep your eyes on it!

Tags: disneyland, goat, rollercoaster
What The King Hated (Red Lettering) Socks
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Description: Jack Kirby hated Nazis, and you can share that with the world.

Tags: anti nazi, jack kirby
What The King Hated (White Lettering) Socks
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Description: Let everyone know Jack's thoughts on Nazis.

Tags: anti nazi, jack kirby
May The 5th Be Whiskey Socks
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Description: Just one more way to celebrate May 5th, puns, pop culture, and responsible sipping, for those drinkers without a Cinco de Mayo celebration nearby, May the Fifth be...

Tags: alcohol, drinking, fifth, humorous, may the fourth be with you
Quit Whining About Spoilers, v1.0 Socks
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Description: Just something I think about a lot these days.

Tags: audience, complaints, gag, joke, pop culture
You Know What's In The Air? Not Spring Socks
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Description: This is the most true thing you'll read today. Especially if you have seasonal allergies.

Tags: allergies, flowers, humor, itch, joke
A State of Purple Socks
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Description: A tribute to the fashion of a Minnesota legend.

Tags: prince, purple rain, chanhassen, purple, state
Puck Pack--Blue Socks
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Description: In homage to the greatest fast food tie-in meal of one of the greatest baseball players in Minnesota sports history.

Tags: baseball, minnesota, minnesota twins baseball, puck pack, kirby puckett
Play it right: DUCK DUCK GRAY DUCK! Socks
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Description: If you come from Minnesota, you understand what we're talking about here: the game of Duck, Duck, Gray Duck. Educate the ignorant.

Tags: minnesota, duck, gray duck, game, culture
An Homage To The Ultimate Hip Guy Socks
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Description: Let folks know up front what happens if they try to harsh your mellow and/or get in your way.

Tags: marvel, movies, parody, spider man, superheroes
Dapper Fella Socks
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Description: He's on the case. He'll find the killer.

Tags: anthropomorphic, humor, funny, pitbull, derby
That Welsh Ghost Horse Christmas Rap Battle Thing Socks
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Description: Look up the legend/tradition of the Mari Lwyd. That's all I'm gonna tell ya. Then grab this shirt because it's more comfortable than dressing up with a horse skull.

Tags: tradition, horse, weird, beer, christmas
REWIND IF YOU'RE KIND Socks
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Description: Were you that guy (or gal) who just couldn't be bothered? No one can hurt you now for admitting it. Share your secret evil with the world.

Tags: blockbuster, humor, movie, retro, rewind
This Is My Anxietee Socks
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Description: 2021 is a good time for puns. And a good time for anxiety. Broadcast both at once, from a distance of six feet or more.

Tags: humor, mental health, mood, social anxiety
Jackie Daytona Believes in YOU Socks
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Description: The reassurance we all need in these dark days.

Tags: jackie daytona, humor
YEET ME TO THE MOON Socks
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Description: This is how I feel about living in this, the year 2020.

Tags: fun, humor, yeeted, moon, frustration
PURPLE RAPTOR Socks
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Description: Dearly Beloved, there are really no words to describe this except the title. Purple Raptor.

Tags: raptor, jurassic world, prince, motorcycle, music
We Got All The Deets Socks
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Description: A portrait of a modern family with ghost woes.

Tags: cartoony, deetz, delia deetz, lydia deetz
I HATE KETCHUP Socks
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Description: I can't hide the truth anymore. I hate ketchup. If you also hold a prejudice against that ubiquitous sauce made of sugar and tomatoes, the time to speak out is now.

Tags: food, ketchup, foodie, sauce, funny food
UFF-DA Socks
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Description: The famous Minnesota State Word of 1000 uses.

Tags: uff da, minnesota, minnesota state, scandinavian, scandinavia
GEEZ -- Don't Blow Up The Planet Socks
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Description: In the most upper-Midwestern way possible, I ask all of you, geez, don't blow up the planet, okay? Okay. Pass it on.

Tags: space, conservation, parody, climate change, planet
Zen Coffee Socks
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Description: Whoa. What was in that coffee?

Tags: keanu, keanu reeves, action movies, coffee, action hero
COMICS ARE FINE Socks
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Description: Do you read comic books? Do you love comic books? Then you know. They're fine. Don't believe anyone who tells you different. The stories? Fine. Art? Fine. The many genres and the love we have for them? All fine. Let people know where you stand: comics are fine!

Tags: comicbooks, graphic novels, love, positivity, indie
NO HEADCANON HERE Socks
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Description: Fans love to add connections to their favorite stories. This shirt isn't about THAT kind of head canon. It's more for the folks that demand their head canon be officially and universally recognized or else. Take a chill pill, kids. (;

Tags: fandom, geekery, headcanon, meta, geek
DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS Socks
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Description: Advice we should all always follow.

Tags: advice, comments, comment threads, gag, sign
A Warning To Those Who Approach Socks
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Description: Some people have a tough time in social situations, be the introverts or otherwise. What better way to deal with that then by warning folks up front?

Tags: emotions, social anxiety, humor, awkwardness

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