erikburnham

Description: Mild Cheddar is the enemy of flavor and if you agree, this design is for YOU.

Description: Streaming is fine, but shouldn't replace the theatrical experience. That's a hill I'll throw rocks at you from: movies belong in the theater.

Description: This wasn't generated by AI. That's probably clear. But as a writer and artist, I will say to you now: pushbutton creativity isn't worth a damn. Learn and love a craft.

Description: This is inspired by the legend of the goat on a famed roller coaster. Keep your eyes on it!

Description: Let everyone know Jack's thoughts on Nazis.

Description: This is the most true thing you'll read today. Especially if you have seasonal allergies.

Description: A tribute to the fashion of a Minnesota legend.

Description: In homage to the greatest fast food tie-in meal of one of the greatest baseball players in Minnesota sports history.

Description: If you come from Minnesota, you understand what we're talking about here: the game of Duck, Duck, Gray Duck. Educate the ignorant.

Description: Let folks know up front what happens if they try to harsh your mellow and/or get in your way.

Description: He's on the case. He'll find the killer.

Description: Look up the legend/tradition of the Mari Lwyd. That's all I'm gonna tell ya. Then grab this shirt because it's more comfortable than dressing up with a horse skull.

Description: Were you that guy (or gal) who just couldn't be bothered? No one can hurt you now for admitting it. Share your secret evil with the world.

Description: This is how I feel about living in this, the year 2020.

Description: Dearly Beloved, there are really no words to describe this except the title. Purple Raptor.

Description: A portrait of a modern family with ghost woes.

Description: I can't hide the truth anymore. I hate ketchup. If you also hold a prejudice against that ubiquitous sauce made of sugar and tomatoes, the time to speak out is now.

Description: In the most upper-Midwestern way possible, I ask all of you, geez, don't blow up the planet, okay? Okay. Pass it on.

Description: Advice we should all always follow.

Description: Some people have a tough time in social situations, be the introverts or otherwise. What better way to deal with that then by warning folks up front?