erikburnham

Description: Streaming is fine, but shouldn't replace the theatrical experience. That's a hill I'll throw rocks at you from: movies belong in the theater.

Description: This is inspired by the legend of the goat on a famed roller coaster. Keep your eyes on it!

Description: Jack Kirby hated Nazis, and you can share that with the world.

Description: Let everyone know Jack's thoughts on Nazis.

Description: A tribute to the fashion of a Minnesota legend.

Description: If you come from Minnesota, you understand what we're talking about here: the game of Duck, Duck, Gray Duck. Educate the ignorant.

Description: Let folks know up front what happens if they try to harsh your mellow and/or get in your way.

Description: He's on the case. He'll find the killer.

Description: Look up the legend/tradition of the Mari Lwyd. That's all I'm gonna tell ya. Then grab this shirt because it's more comfortable than dressing up with a horse skull.

Description: Were you that guy (or gal) who just couldn't be bothered? No one can hurt you now for admitting it. Share your secret evil with the world.

Description: Dearly Beloved, there are really no words to describe this except the title. Purple Raptor.

Description: I can't hide the truth anymore. I hate ketchup. If you also hold a prejudice against that ubiquitous sauce made of sugar and tomatoes, the time to speak out is now.

Description: The famous Minnesota State Word of 1000 uses.

Description: In the most upper-Midwestern way possible, I ask all of you, geez, don't blow up the planet, okay? Okay. Pass it on.

Description: Whoa. What was in that coffee?

Description: Fans love to add connections to their favorite stories. This shirt isn't about THAT kind of head canon. It's more for the folks that demand their head canon be officially and universally recognized or else. Take a chill pill, kids. (;

Description: Advice we should all always follow.

Description: Some people have a tough time in social situations, be the introverts or otherwise. What better way to deal with that then by warning folks up front?