erikburnham

Description: Mild Cheddar is the enemy of flavor and if you agree, this design is for YOU.

Description: Streaming is fine, but shouldn't replace the theatrical experience. That's a hill I'll throw rocks at you from: movies belong in the theater.

Description: This is inspired by the legend of the goat on a famed roller coaster. Keep your eyes on it!

Description: Just one more way to celebrate May 5th, puns, pop culture, and responsible sipping, for those drinkers without a Cinco de Mayo celebration nearby, May the Fifth be...

Description: If you come from Minnesota, you understand what we're talking about here: the game of Duck, Duck, Gray Duck. Educate the ignorant.

Description: The reassurance we all need in these dark days.

Description: This is how I feel about living in this, the year 2020.

Description: I can't hide the truth anymore. I hate ketchup. If you also hold a prejudice against that ubiquitous sauce made of sugar and tomatoes, the time to speak out is now.

Description: In the most upper-Midwestern way possible, I ask all of you, geez, don't blow up the planet, okay? Okay. Pass it on.

Description: Do you read comic books? Do you love comic books? Then you know. They're fine. Don't believe anyone who tells you different. The stories? Fine. Art? Fine. The many genres and the love we have for them? All fine. Let people know where you stand: comics are fine!

Description: Fans love to add connections to their favorite stories. This shirt isn't about THAT kind of head canon. It's more for the folks that demand their head canon be officially and universally recognized or else. Take a chill pill, kids. (;

Description: Advice we should all always follow.

Description: Some people have a tough time in social situations, be the introverts or otherwise. What better way to deal with that then by warning folks up front?