Humorous Teeshirts @ FirstTees

Description: I Only Go To The Gym 3 Times Week Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow

Description: I Haven’t Felt Myself Lately But You’re Welcome To If You Want

Description: If you need a handyman I’m your man, satisfaction guaranteed

Description: Since you couldn’t be assed to even send me a text at Christmas you can kiss my ass. PS happy New Year

Description: No woman is out of your league if you can make her laugh. I should know, my last date laughed so much her knickers fell off.

Description: Feck you

Description: There will be no doubt, there will be no count, I’m just gonna knock you out

Description: The British Prime Minister Boris Johnson (BJ to his friends) has a lovely smile

Description: If you are lucky you will die of old age but it looks like my generation are gonna die from global warming

Description: At my age I am proud of my flat stomach, but of course the "L" is Silent

Description: I know she is a bad girl butt her heart is in the right place 😉

Description: You are not alone in the fight against cancer

Description: I for one will never forget the huge debt we owe our vets

Description: Remember a lion maybe the king of the jungle but you’ll never see a wolf performing in a circus

Description: I may not be able to fight or run like I used to but my trigger finger still works just fine

Description: I’m A Simple Man All I Need Is Pussy Money & Weed

Description: Conceive it, believe it and achieve it and you will become a huge boss

Description: The perfect gift for your insatiable lover

Description: London Rules Bring An Umbrella

Description: Talk to the hand

Description: Born in the sixties, all original parts, most of which still function and the secret is regular sex

Description: Be You You’re Beautiful and a one-derful one of a kind

Description: That’s right I’m as hot as the sun and yes the world does revolve around me. Remind you of anyone? LoL

Description: It’s Not Really Lost Until My Mum Can’t Find It!

Description: My mum is my favourite cook and I bet yours like mine would like to know that she is needed

Description: Hey Barbie I’m fun Ken let’s party

Description: Let him know in advance he’s never going TO-FU

Description: Being biracial isn’t as black and white as being black or white

Description: Multitasking Single Mum With Super Powers

Description: Mom With Multitasking Super Powers

Description: This is how you use your head to get some head

Description: What sunshine is to flowers education is to a child so hold them up to the light and the shadow of ignorance will forever be behind them

Description: If you can read what’s on this teeshirt you’re far more intelligent than you think

Description: My wife and I never argue but occasionally she does explain to me why she is right and I am wrong. I bet that sounds familiar innit LoL

Description: Is there life after death? Touch my mug and find out.

Description: The better team won, no hard feelings Italy