Description: Win or lose we love you England
$23 $28
Description: For the football lovers
Description: I’m not into sausage and smash, I much prefer sushi
Description: Is there life after death? Well if you can read this you are far too close for comfort and about to find out.
Description: Shit happens so you can either step in it, step over it, or wallow in it, the choice is yours because ultimately it’s just manure for your future growth
Description: Is there life after death, talk to me while I’m training find out!
Description: I’m straight outta weed, do you accept Bitcoin
Description: Straight outta coffee so approach at your own risk
Description: Straight outta condoms but luckily for you I’m black and I’ve got great rhythm
Description: I’m straight outta love but ready to give a second chance
Description: When I said straight outta luck I meant you not me
Description: Don’t piss me off I have reached that age where a life sentence is not much of a deterrent
Description: Straight Outta Hate Because The Burden Is Too Great
Description: I need glasses of wine, beer, in fact anything alcoholic LoL
Description: I’m straight outta f#@ks so don’t press your luck
Description: Straight Outta Hospital And Cancer Free
Description: You’re straight outta luck, so don’t even try just jog on by
Description: There was life on Mars and it was us human beings, but guess what we messed that up to and destroyed the environment
Description: Straight outta therapy so careful how you talk to us
Description: I’m your competition and while you’re partying and making excuses not to train I can assure you I will be training to beat your arse
Description: This tombstone is in memory of the last boyfriend my dad disapproved of
Description: Straight outta lockdown and ready to party
Description: Telling you I’m still social distancing is much more polite than saying piss off I’m not interested
Description: I typed shithead into my sat nav and look it brought me right here
Description: I’m happily divorced, straight out marriage and glad to say this is the end of an error LoL
Description: Sleep is a luxury only the rich kind afford, so I am going to hustle 24-7 and only rest when my idols call me their rival
Description: I just don’t give a hoot until I’ve had my morning toot
Description: I’m an animal in bed and it ain’t bragging because I didn’t buy it myself
Description: Swole Bruva
Description: By taking the vaccine I’ve done my bit to get rid of COVID
Description: The ex president’s day will come
Description: They say I shouldn’t be able to fly, yet here I am beeing awesome
Description: This black life matters, so without a mask let’s stay 6ft apart
Description: Did you know you are suffering unnecessarily from lack of vitamin me which is best taken orally
Description: It’s not what you have in life which is important but what you have in you and if you’re lucky that could be me
Description: Trump got bumped and now he’s got the hump and refuses to say Bi-den
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