K. Thor Jensen

Description: Taking up arms against our trans sisters, brothers, enbies and others will only lead to your defeat.

Description: Based on a T-shirt worn by Dave "The Cobra" Parker in 1976 to get the Pirates out of a losing streak.

Description: As seen on a bar sign in Kyoto

Description: I found this seriously awesome 1960s chart of UFO sightings in the National Archives and decided to make a shirt out of it.

Description: Why shouldn't we step on snakes? Snakes suck.

Description: Show your dedication to getting zooted in bulk with this excellent shirt

Description: As sported by Billy "Boogie" Worrell in the "Ernest's Family Album" VHS. Cut the sleeves off after purchasing for best results.

Description: Described as "one of the most disturbing and unpleasant porn features ever made," this 1973 film stars Harry Reems as a Vietnam vet who assaults women who stop at his gas station.

Description: Your adventuring party opens the thick wooden door. They enter a damp stone room with exits to the EAST and SOUTH. Facing the party is a group of four SKELETON WARRIORS with BIG TITTIES. Roll for initiative.

Description: Sign spotted in a Tokyo alley reading "No Urinating, No Vomiting, No Making A Mess In This Location." He's serious!

Description: Now more than ever

Description: Do you got a Short Dick and Long Balls? Let the world know about it.

Description: It's the square you want to land on when you play Press Your Luck, unless you are a sick freak who loves whammies

Description: Do you know a Wine Mom who also bangs her head to Morbid Angel? Get her this shirt.

Description: Express the true love of your wild violent heart

Description: One of the most horrific comic book covers ever drawn, Black Cat Mystery #50 (credited to Lee Elias) is a prime slice of Atomic Age gore.

Description: Police Will Never Help You

Description: You stand on the city of disaster. the Beast City, where the Biological Intelligence in Artificial System, what we call "BIAS" locates. Nobody knows about what has been going on "BIAS", You could hear nothing but deep breathing of "BIAS". The only way to survive is...

Description: Do you like Good Lucha Boys doing Good Lucha Things? Then this is the shirt for you.

Description: Some dumplings of various types

Description: A Classic Joke T-Shirt! Make The Family Laugh and Laugh Laugh!

Description: Show the world you're down (to party) (alone)

Description: Nothing will detain the Poster from his God-given duty: to Post

Description: If you wake up in the morning and you're worried you might have diarrhea, just wear this shirt.

Description: Commemorating the worst thing that can ever happen in a poster's life

Description: It doesn't seem fair.

Description: It will take a significant amount of guts to wear this shirt in certain parts of this country.

Description: Bull Nakano, Dump Matsumoto, and Condor Saito, the relentless brutalizers of All Japan Women's Pro Wrestling throughout the 1980s. Image harvested from a contemporaneous Japanese fanzine

Description: The ring explodes during the Kawasaki Dream King of the Deathmatch tournament in 1995.

Description: If there's a better name for a brand of extremely toxic rat poison I don't want to know what it is

Description: Lettering by Phil Dobson from a 1973 issue of Penthouse. Imagine getting paid to draw this. Bring back the world they stole from us.

Description: Japan has dangers unknown to us

Description: The books of fantasy author and Floridian Piers Anthony captivated a generation with their combination of awful puns and unmitigated horniness.

Description: Forget Big Johnson shirts. Forget Coed Naked shirts. Forget And 1 shirts. It's the 2018s... and it is time for Truck Dick.

Description: Sure, they make ketchup chips, but sometimes you just need to tell the world you're an old bitch.

Description: This advertisement tantalized many young readers of comic books in the late 1980s. Don't send ten dollars to that address, Star Games is gone. Buy the shirt instead.