Luminous Studios

Description: Show your devotion to chattin' & snackin' with this all-new and extremely cute Cast Food merch.

Description: Show off your love for the best podcast ever with some official TBTE merch! (If pants had won the Shirts vs Pants episode, these would be some cool sweats instead).

Description: Become an official UFP Field Agent with this official gear. When the unexplained occurs, people will know you're the one to file a report with, and your lightly-colored apparel will communicate confidence and responsibility. Maybe get a sticker to slap on your casefile notebook.

Description: Balloonfest '86. A dark stain on the already not-great history of Cleveland, Ohio. Start raking in the questions about what it was like to be there with the official Balloonfest shirt! Well, not actually official. Don't tell the United Way.

Description: Dig those beets. Feed the Duke. Glean some grain. Feed the Duke. Die from an abscessed tooth. Sale old, same old.

Description: As told of in Season 2, Episode 2, it's Wojtek (pronounced Voy-Tek), the coolest bear of all time. Show your support for the first bear to ever achieve military rank and the only bear on record to bomb Nazis. A beautiful illustration of that good bear (drawn by friend-of-the-show Sclez) and Polish text reading "Wojtek: The Bear Hero". Best on gray or black. (His name means "Joyful Warrior, how rad is that?)