Luminous Studios

Description: Do you just love every show on the label? A network-wide fan? Don't worry, we've got just the shirt (or notebook, or mug!) for you.

Description: Show your devotion to chattin' & snackin' with this all-new and extremely cute Cast Food merch.

Description: Show off your love for the best podcast ever with some official TBTE merch! (If pants had won the Shirts vs Pants episode, these would be some cool sweats instead).

Description: Become an official UFP field agent with some snazzy gear, in dark colors to hide any beverage stains you might accidentally cause in the clamor to rush outside and snap some photos of a mysterious object.

Description: Become an official UFP Field Agent with this official gear. When the unexplained occurs, people will know you're the one to file a report with, and your lightly-colored apparel will communicate confidence and responsibility. Maybe get a sticker to slap on your casefile notebook.

Description: Love hearing about the newest and awfulest fast-food items before you have to go out and try them yourself? Also love hearing two buds discuss the media they love? Then you probably like Cast Food, and you'll also like this shirt.

Description: This shirt is the official sequel to shirts. it's Shirt 2.

Description: Celebrate the return of Dead Ends with the official shirt, and celebrate Betamax's superiority to VHS by showing everyone that you remember what they looked like.

Description: Love musicals? Or, even better, have a more complex opinion about musicals than just love? The CurtainCast is the premiere authority on what makes them great (or bad), and now you can show the rest of your crew just how much you know with some official CurtainCast merch!

Description: If you love yourself some CQC but keep noticing that nobody you walk y on the street seems to be nearly as into it, this is the shirt for you! Featuring that sweet CQC logo bisected by the name of the show, bam, right on there. Great for starting a conversation you might not be able to carry that far.

Description: Slam those dizzies and get out some fresh 'papes, because it's time for some character-building! (That's what cool D&D players call dice and character sheets.) Show your love for the improv-character-construction podcast Critical Creation with some official merch!

Description: What if bad games are maybe are good? It's a question few dare to ask. Video Shames goes there, discussing good games that people forgot about. If Cole sees you wearing one, he's legally obligated to play you in Ribbit King.

Description: Are you a fan of not being a fan? Grumpy about movies? Do you hate memes? Yeah, us too. Lay down the facts with the official TTiB shirt. (Or mug, or notebook, or tote bag.)

Description: Are you always celebrating something or other? Do you value the indispensable hour a month of holiday wisdom Jeremy and Ty so graciously entrust you, the listener, with? Show your support with the official Awful Observances shirt! Perfect for National T-Shirt Day (which is June 21, by the way, I looked it up).

Description: One hundred golfers drop onto the course, plaid parachutes descending on Pebble Beach like a flock of upper-middle-class butterflies. Clubs and balls are littered throughout the fairway. Their objective? first man to the hole--and the last man standing. This is PutterUnknown's BattleGolf.

Description: Balloonfest '86. A dark stain on the already not-great history of Cleveland, Ohio. Start raking in the questions about what it was like to be there with the official Balloonfest shirt! Well, not actually official. Don't tell the United Way.

Description: Celebrate 4/20 with this limited-edition History Nugs weed-shirt (like a T-shirt but with weed? we'll workshop it).

Description: From the makers of weed, it's the long-awaited Weed 2! Tell all your friends about the hottest sequel ever dropped with a shirt, phone case, or baby onesie (which is the funniest piece of merchandise I've ever made).

Description: The official best quote of CQC Season One can now adorn your torso with this beautifully crafted shirt by @Jackapedia_!

Description: CastQuestCast is maybe the only show with the audacity to talk at length about the idea, "What if podcasts were food?" (historically the third rail of podcasting). This shirt envisions that in a more abstract way, hand-drawn by @Jackapedia_.

Description: Dig those beets. Feed the Duke. Glean some grain. Feed the Duke. Die from an abscessed tooth. Sale old, same old.

Description: Are you a huge fan of "The Franz"? Have you attended all of his recitals? Do you carry around a glass vial of his discarded coffee? Were your hands lacerated in a fight over one of his broken piano wires? Then this is the perfect shirt for you (or someone you know)! Show your love for that dashing pianist and your mid-80's cultural wrestling knowledge all at once.