Luminous Studios

Description: Show off your love for the best podcast ever with some official TBTE merch! (If pants had won the Shirts vs Pants episode, these would be some cool sweats instead).

Description: Become an official UFP field agent with some snazzy gear, in dark colors to hide any beverage stains you might accidentally cause in the clamor to rush outside and snap some photos of a mysterious object.

Description: Love hearing about the newest and awfulest fast-food items before you have to go out and try them yourself? Also love hearing two buds discuss the media they love? Then you probably like Cast Food, and you'll also like this shirt.

Description: This shirt is the official sequel to shirts. it's Shirt 2.

Description: Celebrate the return of Dead Ends with the official shirt, and celebrate Betamax's superiority to VHS by showing everyone that you remember what they looked like.

Description: We all love those nugs- and now you can share that love with anyone in your line of sight by wearing the official History Nugs shirt!

Description: Slam those dizzies and get out some fresh 'papes, because it's time for some character-building! (That's what cool D&D players call dice and character sheets.) Show your love for the improv-character-construction podcast Critical Creation with some official merch!

Description: What if bad games are maybe are good? It's a question few dare to ask. Video Shames goes there, discussing good games that people forgot about. If Cole sees you wearing one, he's legally obligated to play you in Ribbit King.

Description: One hundred golfers drop onto the course, plaid parachutes descending on Pebble Beach like a flock of upper-middle-class butterflies. Clubs and balls are littered throughout the fairway. Their objective? first man to the hole--and the last man standing. This is PutterUnknown's BattleGolf.

Description: Balloonfest '86. A dark stain on the already not-great history of Cleveland, Ohio. Start raking in the questions about what it was like to be there with the official Balloonfest shirt! Well, not actually official. Don't tell the United Way.

Description: Are you ready for Governor Guacamole to emerge from the pit and take control of California? Have you visited his future birthplace, where the bones of each former California governor are dropped into the avocado-rich caldera every election year, so their DNA can fuse with the guacamolecules to create one massive, green super-governor? Then you'll love this shirt (assuming you didn't already grab one at the gift shop).

Description: From the makers of weed, it's the long-awaited Weed 2! Tell all your friends about the hottest sequel ever dropped with a shirt, phone case, or baby onesie (which is the funniest piece of merchandise I've ever made).

Description: Look, we get it. You want to rep CQC but you also need a shirt that'll absorb more of the Sun's heat to keep your fragile body warm in the coming autumn months. We've all been there- and we've got just the shirt. Enjoy the very good CastQuestCast logo on a variety of dark-colored shirts guaranteed to absorb more light than a white one. Because that's how color works.

Description: CastQuestCast is maybe the only show with the audacity to talk at length about the idea, "What if podcasts were food?" (historically the third rail of podcasting). This shirt envisions that in a more abstract way, hand-drawn by @Jackapedia_.

Description: Are you a huge fan of "The Franz"? Have you attended all of his recitals? Do you carry around a glass vial of his discarded coffee? Were your hands lacerated in a fight over one of his broken piano wires? Then this is the perfect shirt for you (or someone you know)! Show your love for that dashing pianist and your mid-80's cultural wrestling knowledge all at once.