Luminous Studios

Description: Do you just love every show on the label? A network-wide fan? Don't worry, we've got just the shirt (or notebook, or mug!) for you.

Description: Show off your love for the best podcast ever with some official TBTE merch! (If pants had won the Shirts vs Pants episode, these would be some cool sweats instead).

Description: Become an official UFP field agent with some snazzy gear, in dark colors to hide any beverage stains you might accidentally cause in the clamor to rush outside and snap some photos of a mysterious object.

Description: Become an official UFP Field Agent with this official gear. When the unexplained occurs, people will know you're the one to file a report with, and your lightly-colored apparel will communicate confidence and responsibility. Maybe get a sticker to slap on your casefile notebook.

Description: This shirt is the official sequel to shirts. it's Shirt 2.

Description: Celebrate the return of Dead Ends with the official shirt, and celebrate Betamax's superiority to VHS by showing everyone that you remember what they looked like.

Description: Love musicals? Or, even better, have a more complex opinion about musicals than just love? The CurtainCast is the premiere authority on what makes them great (or bad), and now you can show the rest of your crew just how much you know with some official CurtainCast merch!

Description: Balloonfest '86. A dark stain on the already not-great history of Cleveland, Ohio. Start raking in the questions about what it was like to be there with the official Balloonfest shirt! Well, not actually official. Don't tell the United Way.

Description: From the makers of weed, it's the long-awaited Weed 2! Tell all your friends about the hottest sequel ever dropped with a shirt, phone case, or baby onesie (which is the funniest piece of merchandise I've ever made).

Description: Look, we get it. You want to rep CQC but you also need a shirt that'll absorb more of the Sun's heat to keep your fragile body warm in the coming autumn months. We've all been there- and we've got just the shirt. Enjoy the very good CastQuestCast logo on a variety of dark-colored shirts guaranteed to absorb more light than a white one. Because that's how color works.

Description: Dig those beets. Feed the Duke. Glean some grain. Feed the Duke. Die from an abscessed tooth. Sale old, same old.

Description: As told of in Season 2, Episode 2, it's Wojtek (pronounced Voy-Tek), the coolest bear of all time. Show your support for the first bear to ever achieve military rank and the only bear on record to bomb Nazis. A beautiful illustration of that good bear (drawn by friend-of-the-show Sclez) and Polish text reading "Wojtek: The Bear Hero". Best on gray or black. (His name means "Joyful Warrior, how rad is that?)