Tapestries
Description: If you love yourself some CQC but keep noticing that nobody you walk y on the street seems to be nearly as into it, this is the shirt for you! Featuring that sweet CQC logo bisected by the name of the show, bam, right on there. Great for starting a conversation you might not be able to carry that far.
Description: Are you always celebrating something or other? Do you value the indispensable hour a month of holiday wisdom Jeremy and Ty so graciously entrust you, the listener, with? Show your support with the official Awful Observances shirt! Perfect for National T-Shirt Day (which is June 21, by the way, I looked it up).
Description: Are you ready for Governor Guacamole to emerge from the pit and take control of California? Have you visited his future birthplace, where the bones of each former California governor are dropped into the avocado-rich caldera every election year, so their DNA can fuse with the guacamolecules to create one massive, green super-governor? Then you'll love this shirt (assuming you didn't already grab one at the gift shop).
Description: Look, we get it. You want to rep CQC but you also need a shirt that'll absorb more of the Sun's heat to keep your fragile body warm in the coming autumn months. We've all been there- and we've got just the shirt. Enjoy the very good CastQuestCast logo on a variety of dark-colored shirts guaranteed to absorb more light than a white one. Because that's how color works.
Description: Are you a huge fan of "The Franz"? Have you attended all of his recitals? Do you carry around a glass vial of his discarded coffee? Were your hands lacerated in a fight over one of his broken piano wires? Then this is the perfect shirt for you (or someone you know)! Show your love for that dashing pianist and your mid-80's cultural wrestling knowledge all at once.
Description: As told of in Season 2, Episode 2, it's Wojtek (pronounced Voy-Tek), the coolest bear of all time. Show your support for the first bear to ever achieve military rank and the only bear on record to bomb Nazis. A beautiful illustration of that good bear (drawn by friend-of-the-show Sclez) and Polish text reading "Wojtek: The Bear Hero". Best on gray or black. (His name means "Joyful Warrior, how rad is that?)
