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The Wandering Melon is a collection of “art” resulting from whatever ideas pop into my melon.
Toronto

Tapestries

Three Little Pigs Tapestry
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Tags: insurance, fairytail, three little pigs, pigs, scheme

Three Little Pigs Tapestry

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Cannibal Recipes Tapestry
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Tags: comic, cartoon, spices, basil, explorer

Cannibal Recipes Tapestry

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Sperm Directions Tapestry
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Tags: humor, funny, uterus, comic, pregnancy

Sperm Directions Tapestry

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Fish Umbrella Tapestry
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Tags: redundant, fish bowl, umbrella, fishing, useless

Fish Umbrella Tapestry

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Penguin Self Isolate Tapestry
Tags: antarctica, isolation, quarantine, covid, arctic

Penguin Self Isolate Tapestry

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Unicorn Psychiatrist. Tapestry

Description: A Unicorn Psychiatrist asks its patient if he has had any hallucinations since his medication was changed.

Tags: unicorn gift, unicorn art, unicorns are real, unicorns i love them, unicorn lover gift

Unicorn Psychiatrist. Tapestry

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A funny cartoon with Hardcore Hikers. A group of Hardcore Hikers wear the fanny packs high and up front. Funny card for hikers. Tapestry

Description: A funny Tee Shirt for hikers and nature lovers. A group of Hardcore Hikers wear the fanny packs high and up front. Funny card for hikers. Hilarious hiking tee shirt.

Tags: camper, camping, cargo shorts, cartoon, comic
Hecklers Pass Tapestry
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Description: A group of British soldiers run away in terror from Heckler's Pass as they are being heckled by the enemy

Tags: army, battle, british, camping, cartoon

Hecklers Pass Tapestry

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Migraine Clinic Tapestry
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Tags: loud, alarm, drummer, fire alarm, cartoon

Migraine Clinic Tapestry

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Angry Leprachaun Tapestry
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Tags: cartoon, humor, lucky, comic, funny

Angry Leprachaun Tapestry

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Security Gourd Tapestry
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Tags: bouncer, cartoon, comic, funny, garden

Security Gourd Tapestry

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Lava Coming Tapestry

Description: What could 2020 throw at us next?

Tags: lava, funny, cartoon, comic, apocolypse

Lava Coming Tapestry

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Spider Drive-Thru. Tapestry
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Description: A car load of spiders orders 4 large orders of Flies at a fast food drive thru.

Tags: fries, spider, fastfood worker, fastfoodlover, spider web

Spider Drive-Thru. Tapestry

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Fish Ass Hole Tapestry
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Description: As a third fish swims away, two other fish realize that they were talking to its Ass Hole the entire time.

Tags: the best aquarium i care hobby gift, fish, birthday christmas gift aquariumfunny, aquarium awesome gift, the best aquarium hobby

Fish Ass Hole Tapestry

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HAMSTER SELF QUARANTINE Tapestry
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Description: A hamster looks out of its cage and is happy to see that “Now those bastards are getting a little taste of my life!”

Tags: quarantined, quarantine birthday, quarantine 2020, coronavirus survivor, quarantine

HAMSTER SELF QUARANTINE Tapestry

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COMMITTEE ROOM DIRECTIONS Tapestry
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Description: A sign gives directions but it was obviously created by a committee as it is just a bunch of squiggles.

Tags: business humor, government worker, you are here text, meeting humor, workplace humor

COMMITTEE ROOM DIRECTIONS Tapestry

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Deer Crossing with Attitude sign Tapestry

Description: A deer crosses the road with a very bad attitude.

Tags: doe, stag, funny deer hunting lover gift, funny deer, bucks
The only Washroom on the South Pole.  Funny gift for women for stand in long lines for the washroom Tapestry

Description: A long line of penguins wait for their turn to use the only washroom on the South Pole. Funny gift for women for stand in long lines for the washroom

Tags: cute penguin, funny penguin, funny penguin gifts, funny penguin lover gift, penguin funny
Turtle Closet. Tapestry
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Description: A turtle looks in his closet and tries to decide which shell he should wear that day.

Tags: turtle lover, wardrobe, dressing up, closet, turtle gift ideas

Turtle Closet. Tapestry

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I will not waste chalk kid. Tapestry

Description: A kid writes over and over “I will not waste chalk” on the chalk board.

Tags: funny teacher nerd geek school humor sc, math teacher gift, funny teacher, student gift, teacher present
Missing Pants. Tapestry
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Description: A man wearing only his underpants puts up a sign with a picture of a pair of pants and the words, “Missing” and “Reward”.

Tags: underpants, reward, no pants are the best pants, captain underpants, no pants

Missing Pants. Tapestry

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Sick Sandwich. Tapestry
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Description: A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Tags: mustard yellow, hospital nurse, hospital, humor, gift for medical patient

Sick Sandwich. Tapestry

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Rat Maze Hid and Seek. Tapestry
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Description: Inside of trying to escape the maze, the rats decide to play hide and seek in the maze.

Tags: science gifts for kids, science geek gift, reseachers, humor, hide and seek world champion

Rat Maze Hid and Seek. Tapestry

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Room Comped in Hell Tapestry
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Description: The devil tells a new arrival in Hell that his room has been comped because he was such a big sinner.

Tags: sin, hell funny, comped, gambler humor, casinos

Room Comped in Hell Tapestry

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Funny hamster doesn't know who to start the hamster wheel. Tapestry

Description: One, not so clever hamster asks another hamster how to start their hamster wheel. Let's get this party started!

Tags: hamster funny, hamster gifts, hamster humor, hamster lovers, hamster owners
Lactose Intolerant Cow Tapestry

Description: A doctor breaks the bad news to a Lactose Intolerant Cow

Tags: funny doctor medical professional medic, lacto vegetarian, lactose intolerance, funny cow lover gift, funny cow

Lactose Intolerant Cow Tapestry

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MOVIE NIGHT MIX-UP. Funny gift for movie lovers Tapestry

Description: The “girls” get their signals crossed when talking about supplies for movie appreciation night. Funny gift for movie lovers at movie appreciation night. When they get cop porn instead of popcorn.

Tags: funny birthday for her, funny gift for women, funny gift for women friends, movie parodies, movie parody
The World's First Selfie? Tapestry
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Description: Was the Submissions The World's First Selfie, the Shroud of Turin?

Tags: funny jesus, fun selfie, humor, instagram, jesus lover

The World's First Selfie? Tapestry

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Clown Squirt Tapestry

Description: A middle aged guy can’t keep with the younger guys at the water balloon race

Tags: birthday age, birthday funny, funny birthday for guys, funny retirement, golden years

Clown Squirt Tapestry

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"That's it, I'm going to become a monk". Tapestry
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Description: A monk seems to be having more fun than the rest of the guys.

Tags: drinking humor gift, drinking humor, drinking funny, religion, christian
NUN FIGHT at the OK Corral Tapestry
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Description: A couple of nun’s step into the ring/corral to duke it out

Tags: boxing, catholicism, nun, gunfight at the ok corral, nuns convent school

NUN FIGHT at the OK Corral Tapestry

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The Worst Job at the North Pole: The personal assistant of Mrs. Claus Tapestry

Description: Mrs. Claus asks a little elf to "check it out back there" while at a lingerie store

Tags: christmas, christmas gifts, christmas gifts for men, christmas gifts for women, funny christmas
Thinking Outside of the Bowl Tapestry

Description: One fish taunts another fish who thought it would be a good idea to "Think Outside of the Bowl".

Tags: office humour, retirement gifts, problem solving, artistic, think outside the box
Jazzy Crossing Tapestry
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Description: A group of jazz dancers cross the road at a Jazzy Crossing sign in a very Jazzy way

Tags: contemporary dance, modern dancing, dancer, jazz hands, jazz dance

Jazzy Crossing Tapestry

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Funny cartoon of anthropologists discovering Cave Man Jazz Hand Tapestry
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Description: Funny gift for Caveman lovers and anthropologists. Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands. Funny cartoon of anthropologists discovering Cave Man Jazz Hand. Funny anthropology gift.

Tags: anthropologist, anthropologist best, anthropologist best gift, anthropology, i love anthropologist
Kick-line Deer Crossing Tapestry
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Description: A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Tags: gift for dancer, dancer funny, dancer dancer, deer crossing, deer crossing sign

Kick-line Deer Crossing Tapestry

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