Wandering Melon Cartoons

Description: Jed Clampett gives a JED TALK and says “Weeellll Doggieee”

Description: Lassie looks down the well as Timmy asks him to go for help yet again!

Description: An old cat in a motorizes scooter chases an old mouse driving a motorized scooter.

Description: A group of beach goers are attacked by sharks that remove your pants instead of biting.

Description: The paper boy comes with an enforcer to collect and you had better pay up.

Description: A bunch of little marshmallow campers are scared silly by a story about a marshmallow getting roasted over a campfire.

Description: That's my cousin James. He was raised by a family or gophers.

Description: A bartender at a wild west saloon orders two cowboys to "take that outside" when they want to swim in a little wading pool.

Description: A group of people at the Commuters Support Group can't break the habit of lining up.

Description: Sadly, Sandra was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Description: A prisoner in an interrogation room tells the cop he will tell him anything as long as he tells the little toddler to stop playin peelaboo

Description: A mother and son bee visit their husband and dad during visitation day at the bug jat

Description: Funny gift for fans of cavemen and cavewomen. A caveman and women some across a sigh that says "No Hunting or Gathering".

Description: A funny gift for a snowbird. A bunch of old times float around in a Florida condo pool and talk health issues and early bird specials.

Description: A funny gift for fans of weird humor this one with hand puppets. A “naked” hand walks down the cat walk cheered on by a bunch of hand puppets at the hand puppet strip club.

Description: A funny gift for a new dad. A cowboy pushed a little covered wagon with his new baby in it.

Description: Funny car for police officer. A cop pulls over a clown car and tells ALL of the clowns to get out of the tiny car.

Description: Funny card for a women after a breakup. Two women enjoy a wine at an old door café and one notices an Amish man holding a sign that says, “AMISH YOU” causing one woman to say. “Remember your old boyfriend from Pennsylvania?”

Description: A dog drives up to a fast food drive thru and tells them that this time he is not going to beg for his food.

Description: A pirate teacher at Pirate School is going to teach the class of pirates the three “ARRRRSSSS!”

Description: Three drunken balloons are at a bar and one has the brilliant idea that they should all go and get tattoos.

Description: Two kids casually observe a terrifying ghost but aren’t scared because they have already accidentally seen their grandfather naked.

Description: A mouse police detective tell bystanders to stand back as a mouse on the trap squad tries to defuse mouse trap.

Description: Two mountain climber look at the famous Mount Keister. One warms the other to be careful as it could go off at any time.

Description: A man with and windsock hat tells a woman that he works at the airport. Funny gift for pilots and airport workers. A humorous gift for a flight attendant, pilot and airport worker.

Description: A troubling look into the seamy underbelly of the Thanksgiving Holiday as a coroner turkey carves up a roasted turkey. A funny Thanksgiving T-Shirt

Description: Two CCTV cameras look at each other with love in their lenses.

Description: Two penguins spot each other from across the crowd and only have eyes for each other. A funny gift for valentines.

Description: I graffiti artist spells out “I love you” for his sweetie. A funny gift for Valentines.

Description: A guy shows his affection in a special way. A funny gift from a guy on Valentines.

Description: Two penguins spot each other from across the crowd and only have eyes for each other. A funny gift for valentines.

Description: A group of people engage in inane small talk at the Annual Convention of Small Talkers.

Description: A group of people are members of the Musical Chairs Club but they all refuse to get out of their chairs to play.

Description: A lab rat in a maze is relieved to have finally found the washrooms.

Description: A doctor tells Peter Cottontail that he has an STD known as Cottontail.

Description: A person beats the odds and wins the lottery and then gets eaten by an alligator.