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The Wandering Melon is a collection of “art” resulting from whatever ideas pop into my melon.
Toronto

Tapestries

Christmas Spirit Penguin Tapestry

Description: Only one penguin is really feeling the Christmas Spirit

Tags: funny xmas christmas gift idea, penguin funny gift lover, christmas gifts for women, penguin, xmas gifts
All of the Elves think that they are the "Elf of the Month" Tapestry

Description: All of the Elves think that they are the "Elf of the Month" at Santa's work shop. A hilarious gift for Elf lovers and fans of Christmas. Elf on the Shelf!

Tags: christmas gifts, christmas humor, christmas present, elf humor, elf lover
ELF HELP GROUP Tapestry
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Description: A self-help group of elves help each other through the stressful Christmas season

Tags: elves, christmas humor, funny xmas, xmas, happy holidays
Lost in a Rat Maze of life Tapestry

Description: A lab researcher is confronted by some mean looking lab rats as he tries to find his office in a rat maze.

Tags: medical humor sayings, doctor gifts, funny doctor gifts, employee humor, lab rats
Dominant Hand Tapestry
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Description: A man show of his hands in dominant and why.

Tags: bdsm humor, slave, kink, sub, erotic
Old Hot Dog tells a young hot dog to relax that he is going to be in the warming carousel for awhile Tapestry

Description: An old hot dog in a hot dog warming carousel tells a young, new hot dog that he should relax because he is going to be there for a while.

Tags: cartoons, comic, funny gift, funny retiree, getting old
Canine Scent-ipede Tapestry
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Description: A line of dogs sniff each other’s butts, kind or like the movie Human centipede.

Tags: pet lovers, i love dogs, human centipede, dog lover, love dogs
Dr. J. Kinny, Proctologist. Tapestry
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Description: Orifice Hours for Dr. J. Kinny, Proctologist.

Tags: proctology, nurses, proctologists allure, asshole, hemorrhoids
A funny cartoon about a Penguin Election in Antarctica. Tapestry
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Description: All of the look alike penguins this that they are the one running for political office. A funny cartoon about a Penguin Election in Antarctica. A funny cartoons with funny and cartoony penguins. A funny cartoon for fans of politics.

Tags: antarctica, election humor, humorous, penguin graphic, penguin humor
Giraffe and Turtle first date. Tapestry
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Description: A Giraffe and Turtle go on their first date and to he turtle's chagrin, the giraffe wears high heels.

Tags: first date, relationship, dating humor, men and women, humor
Madame Lucille, Fortune Teller. I predict the future. Tapestry

Description: Madame Lucille is a Fortune Teller who didn't predict that she would run out of room when making her sign.

Tags: best selling fortune, crystal ball, fortune, fortune telling, funny fortune
I'm Old but Still Happy and Loving Life Tapestry
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Description: An old happy face is still smiling great gift for the senior in you life. I'm Old but Still Happy and Loving Life

Tags: cartoony, comics, funny gift for friends, funny gift for grandma, funny grandma gifts
Fish Fart Tapestry
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Description: A fish is disgusted by his farting bowl mate.

Tags: farting dad, farting, stinking, tropical fish hobby, humorous fart saying
Some sausages are invited to The World's Boringest Sausage Party. Penis humor. Tapestry
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Description: Some sausages are invited to The World's Boringest Sausage Party where they are forced to watch their host's slideshow from their trip to Yosemite Park.

Tags: barbecue humor grilling humor, barbecue lovers, dick jokes, funny penis joke, humor gift for dad
The Butler Did it Tapestry

Description: Sherlock Holmes deduces that the dog butler left a little treat on the ballroom floor.

Tags: sherlock holmes the detective, for dog lover, gift for dog lover, mystery, pet
Doggie Perfume Tapestry
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Description: The female dog at the doggie perfume counter sprays some perfume on a passing shopper who says, "Nice, smells like Ass!"

Tags: pet, dog, dog lover, funny dog gift, best dogs
Graduation Day at Drone School Tapestry
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Description: At Graduation Day at Drone School the successful graduates fly their mortar boards like drones

Tags: education, drone souvenir, funny graduation gift, funny drone gift, cap and gown
Jazz Cans Tapestry

Description: The man and woman symbols of bathroom doors are jazz dancers

Tags: popular
More Tape Dammit! Tapestry

Description: A paper doll doctor and two nurses try to save a paper doll patient

Tags: funny gift for doctors, medicine, hospital, physician, medicine jokes
OX-y-MORON Tapestry
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Description: OX-y-MORON: The definition of a stupid cow.

Tags: idiots, farmer gifts, farmer mom, hilarious, morons
Fish Directions. Tapestry

Description: One fish tells another, "Take your first left and keep turning left until you eventually float to the top.

Tags: fish bowl, death joke, life is short, death humor, gold fish
Graduation Day at Cowboy School Tapestry
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Description: A cowboy lassos his mortar board at his graduation day.

Tags: college graduate, commencement, cowboys, funny graduation gift, graduate student
GILLIGAN’S ELEVATOR Tapestry

Description: Gilligan strands the castaways in an elevator this time.

Tags: maryann, ginger, castaways, elevator, classic sitcom
OLD HAPPY FACE. OLD BUT STILL HAPPY. The classic Happy Face image has aged but is still happy Tapestry
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Description: OLD HAPPY FACE. OLD BUT STILL HAPPY. The classic Happy Face image has aged but is still happy

Tags: emoji, emoticon, funny gift for grandma, funny retirement, funny retirement gift
SNAIL DON’T DO WINDOWS Tapestry

Description: A snail in a fishbowl tells the fish that it doesn’t do windows

Tags: fish bowl, snails, aquarium funny saying quote, snail humor, window washer
TOURETTE’S !*$@? INSTITUTE Tapestry
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Description: The sign out in front of the “National #@#&% TOURETTE’S !*$@? INSTITUTE

Tags: sold my favorite 4 letter word, f bombs, 4 letter word, foul language, institutional
Rat Maze Escape Tapestry
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Description: Two rats offer and escape from the rat maze to another rat.

Tags: popular
Funny cartoon with pencils saying, "It's true! We do shrink as we get older!" Tapestry
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Description: Two full pencils see tiny old pencil stuff and one says; "It's true, we do shrink as we get older". A funny gift for those getting old. Funny cartoon with pencils saying, "It's true! We do shrink as we get older!"

Tags: cartoon, cartoon character, comic, funny, funny old
POTATO FUNERAL PLANNING Tapestry

Description: Two old potatoes meet with the funeral director discover the many cremation options.

Tags: popular
Please Do Not Eat the People Tapestry
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Description: Animals are warned not to eat the people.

Tags: vacation, comic, cartoon, food chain, humor
Conflict Resolution Training. Tapestry
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Description: Conflict Resolution Training is cancelled due to conflict over venue.

Tags: office, training, cubicle, conflict, boss
DANGER: Abandoned Mine Tapestry
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Description: A mime is abandoned on the street.

Tags: street performer, abandoned, mime
Your Grandpa is up in Heaven now. Tapestry
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Description: A father fish talks about death to his child.

Tags: goldfish, morbid, grandpa, cartoon, comic
S and M institute Tapestry
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Description: A leather clad receptionist works at the S and M institute

Tags: cartoon, humor, bondage, gimp, s and m
Hell's Tillers Tapestry
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Description: A gang of Hell's Tillers harass a gardener.

Tags: old age, funny, grandpa, cartoon, motorized scooter
Good Bird Tapestry
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Description: A blind man still thinks his bird is nice even though it pecked his eyes out

Tags: beak, attack, macaw, parakeet, parrot

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