Wandering Melon Cartoons

Description: A clown multitasks by juggling while sitting on the toilet

Description: Hamsters now have a Self-Driving Hamster Wheel

Description: Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster

Description: Funny things you start saying when you realize that you are "Officially Old". Some of the things you start saying once you become "Officially Old".

Description: A fish warns another not to look into the bowl.

Description: A boy and girl show up at their local playground and are shocked when they realize that the city has built a very creepy playground inspired by the surrealist artist, Salvador Dali. Funny Salvador Dali Playground Comes Complete with huge creepy ants and melting playground equipment.

Description: A man's hair retreats from the head to the ears and nostrils.

Description: The Animal Book Club consists of an Alligator, a Bear, a Wolf and a Bunny. The Bunny doesn't think that it will like the next book which is titled, "Eat Prey, Love". Hilarious gift for Book Club Member.

Description: A car load of cats thinks that the giant M in front of a fast food restaurant stands for MICES and not MCDONALDS. A funny card for the cat lover in your life. Funny car load of cats in fast food drive thru being told that the giant "M" out front does not stand for "Mice".

Description: A cat spells out "I LOVE YOU" with its poo.

Description: Two friends gaze at the stars

Description: A funny dog is waiting at the back door to be let out to go have a smoke. Its owner says “The dog wants out again!”. A hilarious gift for a dog lover. A funny gift for a smoker.

Description: 2B or not 2B?

Description: A hand puppet confesses to his psychiatrist that he never feels totally alive until someone sticks their hand up his butt. A funny gift for a psychologist or psychiatrist.

Description: ...meanwhile, back in the locker room at the Whack-A-Mole game.

Description: I have to admit that I occasionally like to snuggle into a nice comfy cardigan on a chilly winter night. Hilarious Old Man Paper Doll. Dress up the old man in all his funny old man clothes! I like a nice cardigan and I prefer to wear black socks with my blocky old sandals.

Description: The newest toy for seniors!

Description: Let them run wild!

Description: We're so f#*%ed!

Description: At Graduation Day at Telekinesis School the successful graduates are able to lift their mortar boards up into the air using mind over matter. What we learn with pleasure we never forget.

Description: I wonder who gets the horns. I cow fills out its Last Will and Testament. and leaves various cuts of meat to friends, family and neighbors.

Description: A cat business man has in and out boxes on his desk, one is his food bowl and the other is his litter box. The IN box is a bowl with cat food and the out box is a litter box full of kitty poo.

Description: A bee in a beehive stands in front of a beehive and it says "You Are Hell". Funny gift for those who love bee, beehives and honey.

Description: If you have a little "accident" you can break the glass to a fresh pair of undies! A pair of underpants in under glass in the place where you usually find a fire extinguisher. These underpants are to be used in case you accidentally poop your pants.

Description: A smart cat tries to warn its owner about the cat by spelling out Beware of Dog using its own little turds in the litter box. A funny gift for cat lovers. A funny gift for dog lovers.

Description: A 4 pack of AA Batteries comes with a message, "Batteries not included". A great and funny gift for lovers of bizarre humor and irony.

Description: A little boy eases into his Ventriloquism career by starting with a dummy that is a mime so that he doesn't have to talk thus no worries about people seeing his lips moving. Funny gift for those who love of hate mimes and ventriloquists.

Description: Some swimming paper dolls are about to be attach by a paper shredder.

Description: Two chubby hamsters beg for a hamster wheel but the novelty quickly wears off and it becomes just another place to hang their clothes. Great and funny gift for hamster lovers and exercise buffs.

Description: A hearse is propelled by a group of Viking rowers at a Viking Funeral. A great and funny gift for those who love all things Viking. Great and funny gift for a funeral director. Funny Viking Funeral Cartoon for Fans of Dark Humor and Vikings