Maiden Names

Description: The brutally leveraged unjust hierarchy crushing you; now on a t-shirt. yippee.

Description: trashy collage inspired by utter desperation.

Description: Thomas Rowlandson - The Ship, driven by a Whirlwind, a thousand leagues above the surface of the water, 1809 etching. The Baron discovers the inhabitants of the moon at left, the ship in the sky at right. From "Surprising Adventures of the Renowned Baron Munchausen." I just wanted this on a shirt so it was transferred, cut into 20 layers and put back together. public domain.

Description: there is a place and time for dancing in the street and for long, passionate sleep

Description: Only 90's kids remember and pay a solemn, fitting tribute to Dunston. RIP.

Description: A couple elements from Roy Andersson's classic Songs from the Second Floor illustrated to remind you of the glory and horror of being. Fun!

Description: Bedside table, on the kangaroo. You either did or you didn't get it.

Description: President Joseph Raisinet Biden's dog "Commander" may have bitten 11 or 12 secret service members. Who among us hasn't? He was recently exiled for these minor infractions. Bring him home! Justice for Commander!

Description: A reminder to make something, while there is time. To take control of your legacy, in an attempt to not wind up on the back of someone else's tombstone.

Description: Keep the elevator turned off... Stay out of the attic... Wash your hands, immediately!

Description: The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

Description: Homage to the 1972 campaign for president for candidate Congresswoman Shirley Chisholm, Bed Stuy, Brooklyn legend.

Description: RIP to a few formerly real ones, these classic stadiums now made into rubble and landfill: The Kingdome, RCA Dome/Hoosier Dome, Shea Stadium, Comiskey Park, Busch Memorial Park, Stadio Della Alpi, Rasunda Stadium, Vincente Calderon Stadium, and Korakuen Stadium.

Description: All orders served on jack cheese.

Description: Who wouldn't want a nice botanical tribute in taxonomy of weeds? Our friends appear everywhere and could easily be mistaken for flowers, an arbitrary distinction made by know-it-alls?

Description: Pretty sure this shirt will make you dunk, anyway it looks money on the court or behind the grill.

Description: Don't make a terrible mistake, buy this novelty t-shirt with your hard earned money.

Description: Benny Hope's Atlanta Gift Shop Tour Tee: Fresh from the gift shop / trophy room / museum.

Description: Vintage and antique candlesticks and matchbox collection. There's also a cat on it, ok?

Description: Doctors could be anywhere, lurking around the corner, hiding in a dark alley. Why, one might even be in the room with you right now. Summoning you with their demonic wailing crafts, bankrupting you, sawing out your organs at considerable profit. You never know. Best to eat the apple.

Description: Look slightly less like a knight wearing these assorted grails of disparate holiness and character. Some are goblets, some are chalices, some are vessels. All used. Possibly by a carpenter. Choose wisely!

Description: monetize every millisecond of your existence for profit and maybe you can stick around for a bit.

Description: There aren't enough decades in the century. Or maybe there are two many? Either way, dread every day in the company of this inanimate object.

Description: can you?

Description: Can you recognize these iconic film props? Test your chums. A. Aliens (Seiko Giugiaro 7A28-7000). B. American Psycho (Rolex Datejust 16013). C. Apollo 13 (Omega Speedmaster). D. Pulp Fiction (Field Watch). E. Back to the Future (Casio CA53W Twincept Databank). F. Scarface (Omega La Magique). G. Ghostbusters (Seiko M516-4009 Voice Note). H. Apocalypse Now (Seiko 6105). I. Predator (Seiko H558). J. Glengarry Glen Ross (Rolex Daydate). K. Jaws (Alsta Nautoscaph). L. All Quiet on the Western Front (Alpina Pocket Watch). M. Men in Black (Hamilton Ventura XXL). N. For a few Dollars Morer (El Indio Pocket Watch).

Description: The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

Description: Let's be frank: this was an insane waste of my time. What was the point of making this? The history of Rock as geology/rock puns... including: Iggyneous rock, Kurdt Cobalt, The Rolling Soapstones, Desert Stone Roses, John Limonite, Bedroky Erickson, Iron Ore Maiden, David Bauxite, Lead Ore Zeppelin, Sidimentary Rock, Pink Feldspar, The Grape Agate Dead, Gneissis, Johnny Thunderegg, Elliott Smithsonite, Joan Jet Lignite and perhaps more.

Description: Listen, you have no idea how sensitive this information is. If someone paid you to smuggle out that card…

Description: RIP to these classic stadiums now made into rubble and landfill: The Kingdome, RCA Dome/Hoosier Dome, Shea Stadium, Comiskey Park, Busch Memorial Park, Stadio Della Alpi, Rasunda Stadium, Vincente Calderon Stadium, and Korakuen Stadium.

Description: A clock with no hands has never been wrong about anything.

Description: Updating the classic "Pyramid of Capitalist System" design from the Public Domain to a much larger variant. Still tragically relevant a hundred+ years later. Published in 1911 by the Industrial Worker (The International Publishing Co., Cleveland, Ohio), a newspaper of the Industrial Workers of the World, and attributed to Nedeljkovich, Brashich, & Kuharich. Public Domain.

Description: Beloved pet of Calvin and Grace Coolidge, Rebecca Raccoon was a gift originally intended for eating at Thanksgiving Dinner 1923. But instead moved in to her own tree house on the White House grounds.

Description: just say no to unjust hierarchies.

Description: Ball and cup is known around the world as a game of cunning and skill. Its practitioners are many. Its masters, few. Become the ultimate champion of dexterity and will. Some will prevail, others will be sentenced to the dustbin of history. Triumph or be forgotten. BALL AND CUP!

Description: Let's be frank: this was an insane waste of my time. What was the point of making this? The history of Rock as geology/rock puns... including: Iggyneous rock, Kurdt Cobalt, The Rolling Soapstones, Desert Stone Roses, John Limonite, Bedroky Erickson, Iron Ore Maiden, David Bauxite, Lead Ore Zeppelin, Sidimentary Rock, Pink Feldspar, The Grape Agate Dead, Gneissis, Johnny Thunderegg, Elliott Smithsonite, Joan Jet Lignite and perhaps more. Why would anyone do this?

Description: Oh no, the exiled our boy! He bit a couple of folks, sure. Who hasn't? Justice for Commander!