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Brooklyn-based design ghoul. Sub-cultures of great inconsequence & otherwise a pro-active panic.
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death dance Shorts
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Description: there is a place and time for dancing in the street and for long, passionate sleep

Tags: body, dance, dancing, death, i am doomed

death dance Shorts

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Songs from the Second Floor, Roy Andersson Tribute Shorts
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Description: A couple elements from Roy Andersson's classic Songs from the Second Floor illustrated to remind you of the glory and horror of being. Fun!

Tags: cannes, cinema, criterion, criterion collection, director
Butch's Ceramic Kangaroo Watch Change and Wallet Holder, Front before removal and Back After Shorts
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Description: Bedside table, on the kangaroo. You either did or you didn't get it.

Tags: butch, watch, change holder, willis, prop
Chief Mouser Badge and Mouser Portraits! Shorts
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Description: The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

Tags: cabinet office, cat, cats, chief mousers, downing street
Chisholm for President, Classic 1972 Campaign Buttons Shorts

Description: Homage to the 1972 campaign for president for candidate Congresswoman Shirley Chisholm, Bed Stuy, Brooklyn legend.

Tags: 1972, bed stuy, bedford stuyvesant, black history, brooklyn
Jack Rabbit Slim's Menu Shorts
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Description: All orders served on jack cheese.

Tags: cinema, fast food, film, hamburger, hamburgers

Jack Rabbit Slim's Menu Shorts

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The Alliance of Magicians (Arrested Development) Shorts

Description: Don't make a terrible mistake, buy this novelty t-shirt with your hard earned money.

Tags: arrested development illusion, illusion, magicians union, bluth magician, gob alliance
LA '84 Olympic Figure 8 T (Print Faded) Shorts
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Description: Morbidly pay homage to a dead fellah, Smith, I guess, who once wore a similar shirt on the cover of an album entitled, "Figure 8."

Tags: 1984, california, elliott, rock, smith
Famous Movie Watch Quiz (Classics, Blockbuster Props - Monochrome Teal) Shorts
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Description: Can you recognize these iconic film props? Test your chums. A. Aliens (Seiko Giugiaro 7A28-7000). B. American Psycho (Rolex Datejust 16013). C. Apollo 13 (Omega Speedmaster). D. Pulp Fiction (Field Watch). E. Back to the Future (Casio CA53W Twincept Databank). F. Scarface (Omega La Magique). G. Ghostbusters (Seiko M516-4009 Voice Note). H. Apocalypse Now (Seiko 6105). I. Predator (Seiko H558). J. Glengarry Glen Ross (Rolex Daydate). K. Jaws (Alsta Nautoscaph). L. All Quiet on the Western Front (Alpina Pocket Watch). M. Men in Black (Hamilton Ventura XXL). N. For a few Dollars Morer (El Indio Pocket Watch).

Tags: facts, famous, film, film trivia, history
Chief Mouser Badge and Back Mouser Portraits Shorts
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Description: The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

Tags: prime minister, government, cat, cats, parliament
Severance Map and Ideographic Cards from Optics and Design Props Shorts
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Description: Listen, you have no idea how sensitive this information is. If someone paid you to smuggle out that card…

Tags: were here because were not all there, wellness, lumon, props, lumon industries
cat clock Shorts
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Description: A clock with no hands has never been wrong about anything.

Tags: statuet, time, auteur, director, cat clocks

cat clock Shorts

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Capitalist Pyramid Scheme, a study of unjust heirarchy Shorts

Description: Updating the classic "Pyramid of Capitalist System" design from the Public Domain to a much larger variant. Still tragically relevant a hundred+ years later. Published in 1911 by the Industrial Worker (The International Publishing Co., Cleveland, Ohio), a newspaper of the Industrial Workers of the World, and attributed to Nedeljkovich, Brashich, & Kuharich. Public Domain.

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, capitalism, capitalist, communism
Study Hard, Be Evil Shorts
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Description: Knowledge is power... Power Corrupts... Study hard, become evil!

Tags: book learning, cat, college, education, higher education

Study Hard, Be Evil Shorts

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Famous Movie Watch Quiz (Classics, Blockbuster Props - Monochrome Gold) Shorts
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Description: Can you recognize these iconic film props? Test your chums. A. Aliens (Seiko Giugiaro 7A28-7000). B. American Psycho (Rolex Datejust 16013). C. Apollo 13 (Omega Speedmaster). D. Pulp Fiction (Field Watch). E. Back to the Future (Casio CA53W Twincept Databank). F. Scarface (Omega La Magique). G. Ghostbusters (Seiko M516-4009 Voice Note). H. Apocalypse Now (Seiko 6105). I. Predator (Seiko H558). J. Glengarry Glen Ross (Rolex Daydate). K. Jaws (Alsta Nautoscaph). L. All Quiet on the Western Front (Alpina Pocket Watch). M. Men in Black (Hamilton Ventura XXL). N. For a few Dollars Morer (El Indio Pocket Watch).

Tags: facts, famous, film, hollywood, iconic
Famous Movie Watch Quiz (Classics, Blockbuster Props) Shorts
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Description: Can you recognize these iconic film props? Test your chums. A. Aliens (Seiko Giugiaro 7A28-7000). B. American Psycho (Rolex Datejust 16013). C. Apollo 13 (Omega Speedmaster). D. Pulp Fiction (Field Watch). E. Back to the Future (Casio CA53W Twincept Databank). F. Scarface (Omega La Magique). G. Ghostbusters (Seiko M516-4009 Voice Note). H. Apocalypse Now (Seiko 6105). I. Predator (Seiko H558). J. Glengarry Glen Ross (Rolex Daydate). K. Jaws (Alsta Nautoscaph). L. All Quiet on the Western Front (Alpina Pocket Watch). M. Men in Black (Hamilton Ventura XXL). N. For a few Dollars Morer (El Indio Pocket Watch).

Tags: facts, famous, film, film trivia, hollywood
hand to god, medication calendar Shorts
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Description: all the world's a stage. sometimes there are preconditions to amicable presentations of self in everyday life. take your vitamins.

Tags: calendar, chemical, hospital, illness, medicine
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office - Badge Front, Mouser Portraits on back Shorts
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Description: The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

Tags: cats with jobs, cat, cats, downing street, england
keyboard warrior Shorts

Description: tldr

Tags: humor, internet tough guy, internet troll, keyboard, meme

keyboard warrior Shorts

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Camcorder Cats Shorts
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Description: If you've ever filmed a cat statue with your camcorder, maybe document that process with a t-shirt purchased from the internet.

Tags: film maker, cats, varda, film, france

Camcorder Cats Shorts

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Famous Movie Watch Quiz (Classics, Blockbuster Props - Monochrome White) Shorts
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Description: Can you recognize these iconic film props? Test your chums. A. Aliens (Seiko Giugiaro 7A28-7000). B. American Psycho (Rolex Datejust 16013). C. Apollo 13 (Omega Speedmaster). D. Pulp Fiction (Field Watch). E. Back to the Future (Casio CA53W Twincept Databank). F. Scarface (Omega La Magique). G. Ghostbusters (Seiko M516-4009 Voice Note). H. Apocalypse Now (Seiko 6105). I. Predator (Seiko H558). J. Glengarry Glen Ross (Rolex Daydate). K. Jaws (Alsta Nautoscaph). L. All Quiet on the Western Front (Alpina Pocket Watch). M. Men in Black (Hamilton Ventura XXL). N. For a few Dollars Morer (El Indio Pocket Watch).

Tags: facts, film, history, hollywood, iconic
keyboard warrior Shorts

Description: tldr;

Tags: computer, game, gamer, gaming, internet

keyboard warrior Shorts

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Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office - Badge Front with Full Portraits on Back Shorts
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Description: The assembled Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office team. All the official chief mousers are here... Rufus, Peters I through III, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peta, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, Wilberforce, and Larry. Dates are their time in office keeping Downing street free of rat and pest, theoretically.

Tags: cats with jobs, britain, british, cabinet, cat
Tarkovsky's Stalker, Tour Guide of the Zone Shorts
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Description: The eponymous Stalker from Andrei Tarkovsky's 1979 masterpiece "Stalker" has had some promotional t-shirts made up... Please wear them to spread the good word about his guided tours through The Zone. Make a wish! Tour Reviews: "It was OK" (4 Stars) "I didn't get to make my wish" (1.5 Stars) "It has become my tomb" (2 Stars) The longer quote is from the film: "When man is born he is weak and malleable. When he dies he is hard and insensitive. When a tree is growing, it’s tender and pliant, but when it’s dry and hard, it dies. Hardness and strength are death’s companions. Pliancy and weakness are expressions of the freshness of being, because what has hardened will never win."

Tags: film, classic, humor, movie, cinema
Chief Mouser, Historical Group Badges Shorts
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Description: The Chief Mousers of Downing Street and their respective years in service. From Rufus to Larry and all the official cats in between.

Tags: chief mousers, cat, english, kittens, kitties
Agnes Varda The Gleaners and I Camcorder Stickers and Cats with Clock Shorts
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Description: The Gleaners and I was made with a small Sony camcorder, adorned in a couple of stickers. Follow in the spirit of Varda: Make art, not money. Technology is quite cheap, you can do what you need to now.

Tags: agnes, auteur, cinema, criterion, criterion collection
St. Vincent Tiger's T Shorts
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Description: When I was young coach called me "the tiger."

Tags: the tiger, tigers, strange mercy, annie clark, year of the tiger

St. Vincent Tiger's T Shorts

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Famous Movie Watch Quiz (Classics, Blockbuster Props - Technicolor) Shorts
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Description: Can you recognize these iconic film props? Test your chums. A. Aliens (Seiko Giugiaro 7A28-7000). B. American Psycho (Rolex Datejust 16013). C. Apollo 13 (Omega Speedmaster). D. Pulp Fiction (Field Watch). E. Back to the Future (Casio CA53W Twincept Databank). F. Scarface (Omega La Magique). G. Ghostbusters (Seiko M516-4009 Voice Note). H. Apocalypse Now (Seiko 6105). I. Predator (Seiko H558). J. Glengarry Glen Ross (Rolex Daydate). K. Jaws (Alsta Nautoscaph). L. All Quiet on the Western Front (Alpina Pocket Watch). M. Men in Black (Hamilton Ventura XXL). N. For a few Dollars Morer (El Indio Pocket Watch).

Tags: facts, film, history, hollywood, movie
Tarkovsky's STALKER Zone Tour - И.B.K. I.E.T.C. (Pink-Blue) Shorts

Description: Investigate the zone in style, for a bit.

Tags: soviet cinema, classic cinema, zona, roadside picnic, tarkovsky director
Severance Petey's Map Shorts
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Description: We're here because we're not all there. For research only, not to scale.

Tags: map, adam scott, team building, lumon industries, hand drawn

Severance Petey's Map Shorts

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The Senate Parliamentarian, New Official Seal Shorts
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Description: Represent your new favorite procedural scapegoat, the senate parliamentarian. Yet another excuse.

Tags: united states senate, the us senate, the senate parliamentarian, democracy, the senate
The Bechdels Test T-Shirt, Parody Beatles Tee Shorts
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Description: It is my understanding that she loves you - yea, yea, yea! This description passes the Bechdel test.

Tags: beatles, the future is female, rock, the beatles, band
Possession is 9/10ths of the Exorcism, Halloween Police Shorts
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Description: Possession is 9/10ths of the law and also of the exorcism. Be safe out there, my friends!

Tags: haunting, police officer, horror, tpween2022, police
Possession is 9/10ths of the Exorcism, Halloween Police T-Shirt (Dark Version) Shorts
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Description: Possession is 9/10ths of the law and also of the exorcism. Be safe out there this Halloween, my friends!

Tags: candy, candy corn, comedy, cop, demon
Tarkovsky's STALKER Zone Tour - И.B.K. I.E.T.C. (Green-Gold) Shorts
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Description: Investigate the zone in style, for a bit.

Tags: zona, zone, tarkovskys, tarkovsky stalker, stalker film
Badge of Honor, the gray badge of courage Shorts
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Description: It is my understanding that it is a sign of great fortune to come and you should consider yourself quite lucky. Riches will follow. Wear the badge of honor.

Tags: pooping, lucky, birds, poo, lucky bird

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